Andrew. 22. Los Angeles.
I have a tagged/me
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
i think I am going to cry
Daww the feels!
Every time I see this, I really hope he didn’t actually get that tattooed
He probably did cus look how ashamed he is
I feel so uncomfortable
everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry
have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they’re so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone’s beyblades
are you hitting on me
thought you were a beyblade hero
nigga, you used a RC beyblade???
Nigga you weak.
I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin
I’m not wearin a bra
Yeah, yeah, that’s cool and all.
But this nigga used a Dranzer.
A fucking Dranzer.
That’s more important than you not wearing a bra right now.
The day thirst trap didn’t work. And she made sure they knew it was thirst trap.
… and it still didn’t work.
This was ruled a touchdown
we have homeless people
so if they didnt have that house we wouldnt have homeless people?
wait i get it…..
you have a house and we still have homeless people.
the hokey pokey
No matter how fast you run, this fucker will always walk faster.
^case in point lol
I miss myspace
I’m really sensitive about this
I’ve gotten these. Also sub tweets and posts and shit.
"Guess I’ll just go to bed."
In the tags: I hate this shit
stabilized star trek shot
i need to go back who lives in Anaheim and wants to go to a brewery?
#NobleAleWorks #MansMilk #milkstout on nitro. #TGItuesday #craftbeer (at Noble Ale Works Brewery)
The famous signing of the football (2002)
@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks
The real life struggle
turn down this aint relatable in the slightest
why his avi the nice man at the swisher store