"Even after all my logic and my theory. I add a 'motherfucker' so you ignant niggas hear me"
Father, Lover, Instigator, Trivia Compendium
Kimbo Slice x Riff Raff
this is too chill
this is the peak of all civilization
this is what we’ve been trying to evolve to
How did this come together?
Best. Shit. Ever
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They also were not satisfied with the way things were going in Nigeria, especially in the education sector. So, when I asked them how they were going to celebrate the day, they told me:
"To be frank, umm we don’t care."
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more importantly why?…
Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.
Possibly the best baby shower cake I have ever seen.
Did they have to make an asshole on the bottom too?
Nothing Was The Same
NWTS: No Wins This Season
Jesse Pinkman X The Juggernaut
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Artist: Website || DeviantArt || Tumblr m7781
elvoz surprised my name was spelled correctly quotes life
Apparently my friends quote me on their fridges…
"Shrouded within the park of Villa Demidoff (just north of Florence, Italy), there sits a gigantic 16th century sculpture known as Colosso dell’Appennino, or the Appennine Colossus. The brooding structure was first erected in 1580 by Italian sculptor Giambologna. Like a guardian of the pond in front of him, the giant is in an endless watchful pose, perched atop his earthy seat.”
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In spring of 2013, Texas-based start up TrackingPoint Solutions released the first ever precision-guided firearm, which is essentially a long-range, laser-guided robo rifle. Call it the gun of tomorrow: The technology is so advanced we’ve heard it can have beginners killing at extreme distances with single-shot accuracy in mere minutes.
The PGF’s closed-loop system is based off jetfighter lock and launch technology, something TrackingPoint CEO Jason Schauble says not only marks the next great paradigm shift in the evolution of firearms—it helps users make ethical kill shots too. But critics of the PGF platform, no doubt part and parcel of a rising tide of intelligent killer apps, say the gun, or rather its proprietary scope, marks the dawn of “skill-free killing”.
In LONG SHOT Motherboard visits West Texas, the frontline of smart weapons. We get a backcountry crash course through the PGF, hear about TrackingPoint’s plans to apply its system to a veritable suite of advanced weaponry, all built on custom software that promises to have novice shots like us to killing at 1,000 yards—and in the near future, potentially 3,000 yards—with single-shot accuracy, and try to untangle an increasingly knotty firearms debate in light of the so-called gamification of killing and, sadly, yet another mass shooting.
Has killing become too easy?
Jay practicing the violin his lesser-known passion
Ok I laughed out loud
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Shout out to my neighbor with the free lunch!!!
Oh the accuracy. Smfh.
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Polamalu timed the snap PERFECTLY, soared through the line for this awesome acrobatic sack.
Hate the Steelers all you want, but say some sideways shit about Troy and it’s you and me,
Yo that shit was so perfect. I’m mad that sack didn’t show up on my fantasy team tho
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