Double Pincers and a Scree
Max ~ 18 ~ Missouri
I am the lord of the homos. i come representing my home nation of Heaumeau, France.
I enjoy genitalia immensely if you want to send me nudes of your own or other ofms of butts and dongs send them to Heaumeau france PO box flyawaymax. i don't tag my homestuck so you all can homesuck it.
That was a rly good dirk dang

That was a rly good dirk dang

sherlawkward sherlawkward:
jensensations jensensations:
care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

oh um well

oh um well









chinchillahime chinchillahime:
espeonchan espeonchan:
i thought this was an anime great gatstby cover
the sugoi gatsby

my-friend-the-frog my-friend-the-frog:
people wanted more little john.
he just woke up from his nap. he likes kissing people.

gemiblu gemiblu:
“why is that dog wearing glasses”
“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”






whats a missouri

whats a missouri








rainbow-ashe rainbow-ashe:
karkat-san karkat-san:
UHM
HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THIS OR
I JUST CHECKED IT’S THE LEGIT PICTURE
Oh

ignore me my face yeah so i kankri sometimes i guess
I have no excuse for this I really don’t ok I should be working on cosplay stuff so I guess???? This sorta counts. Really bad photomanipulation.
No, it doesn’t.

ignore me my face abusing hairspray wooo
Trying to find a good Kankri hairstyle??? I may have found it????

hemospect hemospect:
maybethings maybethings:
defira85 defira85:
neko-shadow neko-shadow:
ow
ow
owowowowow
puns hurt
I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home
Grooooooooooooooooooan
SCREAMS

iamonlykidding iamonlykidding:
bardofcheese bardofcheese:
The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen
I want to rub it all over my nethers.

my art karkat terezi kankri sollux acen in gonna be the end of me oh god

my art karkat terezi kankri sollux acen in gonna be the end of me oh god

my art karkat terezi kankri sollux acen in gonna be the end of me oh god

my art karkat terezi kankri sollux acen in gonna be the end of me oh god

sheepandlamb sheepandlamb:
Isn’t he precious!??! He’s a Soay lamb from Scotland!

Reference
lovelydeck lovelydeck:
I made a repeating scale mate pattern! You can use this on a website called spoonflower.com to print custom fabrics! I hope to make some kickass terezi boxers with this pattern :) if you use it let me know how it turns out!






my art max beats off OFF ?????? i think some of dat writing might be wrong o well zacharie
OH I just remembered I have these in my sketchbook woop woop miaou

giancarlovolpe giancarlovolpe:
Just brushing up on my airbending skills.

thatrougeguy thatrougeguy:
Crocodile used “NAK!”…. It’s super effective!!!!

FUCKIN CUTE THOSE LEGS DAMNNNN
syblatortue syblatortue:
doodle fill for a kink meme prompt~
![thepinkhairedpixie:[ source ]I need this in my ref tag, decided to post it](http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b413744d867fa0b1c96a1cd259e351e/tumblr_mm77ljlGo51rs4vilo1_500.jpg)
reference drawing kissing fucking sucks thats why i dont do it enough
thepinkhairedpixie thepinkhairedpixie:
[ source ]
I need this in my ref tag, decided to post it

enchillama enchillama:
Accidentally misspelled the show in google and then this happened



iarekylew00t iarekylew00t:
pissexual pissexual:
vriskamindfangserket vriskamindfangserket:

FAVORITE THING
this honestly made my day

happyds happyds:
boop





221bitssmallerontheoutside 221bitssmallerontheoutside:
#fuck this tree in particular.

elanorpam elanorpam:









Homestrife color sprites!
I’m currently working on the Homestrife Project as sprite color artist… its only color artist. I’d really kind of appreciate some help!
The next demo is going to come out in the weekend at most, and you’ll get to witness aaaaaaaall the work I put on it. Aaaaaaaall of it. And also the work of some other people who did unimportant shit like… program the engine from the ground up, including gravity and impact physics and shit like that, and project the attacks, and animate the sprites I would eventually color (inbetweens included) and also put together the 10 different color palettes you can see up there (meaning I only had to color each sprite once! Isn’t that marvelous?) and all sorts of other stuff.
What I’m saying is, if you can animate in flash or do anti-aliased coloring work, the Homestrife Team would like YOU to join its army!
Coloring is easy enough: what you do is use the bizarre mix of colors from the top gif and apply them to the attack animations you will be provided with, and once they’re done, you send them back to the boss and he uses mysterious majyicks to turn all those colors into other colors. Or you can use the program linked above and do the magic yourself.
Want to help? Check out the recruitment post linked below! And remember — the second playable demo will be coming out within a week! STAY TUNED.
Official Site
Forum Thread
RECRUITMENT POST

tangarang easterbunnymund ok ignore me
tang i




ARRRRGH OFF MY ART MAX BEATS OFF I'M JUST GONNA THROW THINGS
SHITTY VENT ART CAUSE?????
it is supposed to be animated but tumblr is a fuck and idk why it doesn’t move????

WHAT
nonfatalnerdisms nonfatalnerdisms:
Forget Insomnia
WHAT


okcgoldmine:
in case anyone hasn’t seen today’s cyanide and happiness comic strip

glamydia glamydia:
thorki thorki:
dysexila dysexila:
jennstarkid jennstarkid:
howinternet howinternet:
Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.

mcbrayers mcbrayers:
yet another unrealistic expectation for women

homestuck davesprite my art streams
oh yeah so I did this in the stream the other night an I think it’s kinda kawaii so have a Davesprite

animeswaggie animeswaggie:
basedmanga basedmanga:
stop being tsundere and eat the fuckkin pizza
she cant shes stuffed


perchu perchu:
the important questions in life

deadrevolutionaries deadrevolutionaries:
LOOK AT THIS CRAIGSLIST LISTING


