What I like: Mpreg (original), art, muscle men, animation (2D & stop-motion only), Disney (2d only save for Tangled & Frozen), Ghibli, Laika, FaceOff, RuPaul's Drag Race, Pokemon, Orcs, music & musicals, Halloween, 2 Broke Girls, Badtz-Maru, cartoons, horror, rhinos, seahorses, barn owls, hummingbirds, octopus,jellyfish, tits or gtfo.
What I hate: Pixar, My Little Pony ("art"), bronies, Disney Channel (recently), wolfaboos, religion, Westboro Baptist Church, PETA, CG animation (save for a select handful).
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twisty the clown american horror story
I cried for the poor fella. But it was for the best seeing he had the wrong idea about what was right & what was wrong. It wasn’t his fault though.
He’s So tasty. Too bad he wasted those looks on the worst movie of that year (and possibly ever).
This is just too hot…
Still too hot!
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We need a modern day pretty boy floyd to free us from our student loans.
^ FUCKING THIS!
somebody left a whole fish in the toilet at mcdonald’s
this is the second post i’ve seen about finding a whole fish in a mcdonald’s bathroom, and they were clearly two different fish
what the fuck is going on
What the actual fuck… I just saw two of these….
This is why you stay the fuck away from McDonalds. You never know what you’ll find there.
Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox
I call bullshit
fuck me it actually worked
I’ve never gotten one of these to work before
OH. MY. GOD. LOOK. AT. HIS. BUTT.
support for the skeleton war by those unable or unwilling to fight
they stay at home, tending for the buildings until the owners return
Why the hell does Squidward’s skeleton have toes?
What about the suit engraved in Spongebob’s skeleton.
This is what happens when you pursue McDonald’s as a career.
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Trying to give people with flying fears some heart attacks I see…
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
This is my favorite post.
THIS IS WHY I’M A PEACH USER!
I’m pregnant! Very excited.
I did find out the sex of the baby. It’s, um, pasta.
And this baby pasta will be named…?
Holy fish paste, what lats :O It’s so unreal!
Oh man, who is this beef monument?!
What I would do to be right there next to him, that smile for me, & that hand where his bellybutton is to be over a baby we made together :3 Me completely ignoring how cheesy his tattoos are lol
Still the most disturbing comics I’ve seen here.
I absolutely love this.
ACTUALLY. This myth gets more interesting. These original “double humans” were comprised of two parts—either both parts male, one part male and one female, or both female. This myth is used to explain why some people are homosexual and why some are straight. Yay Classics. I’M LEARNING SO MUCH IN COLLEGE GUYS
This gets better each time it scrolls through my dash.
In the beginning there were three parents: Sun, Moon, and Earth. Each produced an offspring, round and otherwise like itself. From sun was produced the man from earth, the woman from moon, the androgyne. (man+woman)
After he revealed his plan to his fellow Olympians, Zeus asked Apollo to join him in putting it into effect. The king of the gods cut the man-man, woman-woman, and man-woman creatures in half and Apollo made the necessary repairs. The face, previously facing out, Apollo turned inward. Then he gathered all the skin together (like a purse) with an opening in the middle as a reminder to mankind of his earlier state.
After the surgery, the half creatures ran around frantically looking for their other halves, seeking them out, embracing them, and trying to join together again. Unable to join, the creatures despaired and began to starve to death in their sorrow. Zeus, again mindful of his need for worship, decided something must be done to recharge the creatures’ spirits, so he instructed Apollo to create a means to rejoin temporarily. This Apollo did by turning the genitals to the belly side of the body.
Before, mankind had procreated by dropping seed on the ground. This new system created an interesting new means of producing offspring.
The creatures who had been double women before, naturally sought out women those who had been androgynous, sought out members of the opposite gender those who had been double men, sought out the company of men, and not simply for intercourse, but so they could become whole again by being rejoined with their soul mates.
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
This is real film of a real ghost
JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
The most legit ghost video on the Internet.
why is he so happy
Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment
Kids love bugs. That’s why.
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We’ll be reading about the most evil bitch in literature history. Nice.
I cracked up more than I pro a my should have.
I want those shorts
I want to BE those shorts
I want what’s IN those shorts.
wide enough, too tall tho
fair assessment walmart thanks you
Looks like Elvira designed the wig.
I just want to shnug while someone eats cheez-its off me
Who eats cheeze-its on a plate
No one. I want someone to eat them off my butt.
I’ll eat ‘em off anywhere you want :D
No, no and no. REBLOG this please, this shouldn’t be allowed and we need to spread the word to everybody about this injustice!
The actual news article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726219/Yasmin-Thomas-victim-disgusted-walked-free.html
I’m a feminist, and I agree that this is not right. Yasmin Thomas should receive more time for her actions. I really just want to punch that smug grin off her face!
This might be an issue of classism, though. It appears as if she’s loaded with money, and might be using her wealth in order to get away with her abusive behaviour.
Anyway, here’s to hoping that Ronnie Lee gets better soon.
Part of being a Feminist is agreeing that it’s unfair for a woman to attack a man and have it be okay. Men are allowed to be victims of assault by women. I loathe when people say “oh, you’re a feminist? So you think I can punch a woman?” No, I don’t think anyone should punch anyone obviously. *gets off soapbox*
I agree with the above posters
can we talk about the fact that this is her 18th conviction of assault and she still hasn’t done time what the fuck
How is she not locked up? What in the hell?
we know why she isn’t locked up
I don’t like to say anything about peoples weight but this little stick covered in mustard ruined this beautiful man’a face for the time being. She needs to put that dress on a sandwich and eat it. And maybe some glass. The world will forever be slime.
^^^ Everything above.
wall slides lmao lmao lmao
Let that sit and marinate
This is just too hot…
chizzad Chad Taylor
Neptune, I’d be honored just to sit on his lap :D
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this story always fascinates/terrifies me
imagine noticing your food going missing, setting up a webcam expecting to see like a cat or a raccoon or something, only to see a grown ass woman crawl out of your closet like something from the Ring and then crawl straight back in again
that closet which, as you view the footage on your laptop, stands about a foot away from you at this moment
Id be having a heart attack
I’d probably spend the next 10 minutes slowly turning to my closet in sheer terror.
Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one other woman holding up this banner during Midnight Madness. Two other brave souls had a banner on the other side for a while before some jerk started playing tug or war with them over it. This was taken before we got booed at by 10,000 people and police escorted from the stadium.
How screwed up are people to boo at this?
Let’s keep reposting this. Rapists should be charged.
how is sport more important than the lives of women?
like honestly baffling
This is why schools are becoming more fucked up.