Sea creature, night owl, connoisseur of beautiful men. Fangirl, writer, lover. How to describe yourself when you don't even really know yourself....
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Time to plant bulbs soon…
Reblogged via @man_crush
Finished finally….”Orchidaceae” 12x24 in. canvas, graphite and acrylic.
I used to think this was a lovely image of submission… now it appears to be a woman looking for her contact lens…
It’s all a matter of perception isn’t it…
Free Your soul…
The unspoken dangers of sheer curtains…
Stretched out on the riverbank
Surprisingly comfortable, as far as rocks go
"nude, in need of cake" just about sums up life I think…
want sweets and treats
It’s like looking in a mirror!!
True on so many levels…
She was composed entirely of butterflies & flowers, dreams & good intentions…
These are so pretty… I must work out how to make vegan meringues…
The endless summer continues…
everyone needs to see this tbh
Be gentle with yourself…
OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY
I think you’ll find he’s scratching the fleas in his armpit…
I suspect this is what my teenagers say to each other…
Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.
Learning to silence my inner noise, to stay in contact with the ground…
All we are saying
Is give peas a chance…
Use a lemon, orange or a grapefruit to start your seedlings. Plant the entire thing in the ground and the peels will compost directly into the soil to nourish the plants as they grow.
They’ve just bunged a bit of mint into some soil in a freshly eviscerated citrus.
Looks much better than the wrinkled mouldy thing that would eventuate if you waited for a seed to germinate in it as suggested.
Oh, you spoiled my fun - i was going to try that… :(
But you’re right, i don’t think it would work in Aus in the middle of summer…
Brilliant!! I share a birthday with the Iron Lady, and can relate to this completely…
True love has a hobbit of coming back.
Hairy feet are no barrier to destiny…
King of the jungle
I’m sorry, i know it’s a cat, but…
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away…
I’m too traumatised by the appalling use of apostrophes to even read what this says…
“You took me for a date at the zoo,
said my love left something to prove,
so I did all I knew to do,
I stole a fat rhinoceros for you!
Stolen rhino, in my car,
Stolen rhino, now love me more
Stolen rhino, I did it for you,
Stolen rhino, don’t make me steal two!”
J.L. Bryan, Fairy Metal Thunder
But how many times do I need to tell you - I want a HIPPOPOTAMUS for Christmas…
And there it is…
Aaaaah but Colin, who could resist your glorious panoply of song…
stop everything and just look at this
Adorably cute… unless you happen to be a penguin… then this may be the last thing you ever see…
Ingredients & Measurements:
- 1.5 oz. Vodka
- 1/2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps
- 1/2 oz. Creme De Cacao
- Candy Cane (Crushed)
Coat the rim of the glass with water and dip into crushed candy canes. Add vodka, schnapps, and creme de cacao into shaker with ice. Shake and strain into prepared glass. Garnish with a mini candy cane.
Mmmmm, definitely a Christmas Day cocktail!! (maybe also Christmas Eve, Boxing Day, NYE, this afternoon… )
“Woman is not born: she is made. In the making, her humanity is destroyed. She becomes symbol of this, symbol of that: mother of the earth, slut of the universe but she never becomes herself because it is forbidden for her to do so.”
And then kill it and eat it…
(damn, there goes that cynical vegan in me again!! )
“When you come to the edge of all that you know, you must believe one of two things: either there will be ground to stand on, or you will be given wings to fly.”
O.R. Melling, The Summer King
Your smile warms the cockles of my heart.
Sometimes, being hard-hearted can be a good thing.
"Once had a love
And it was a crock
Soon found out
Had a heart of cock…”
Done for now.
Debbie Harry would have loved that lyric for sure…