i am NOT gay!
Hmmm.. We put this on this thing.. Then take the screw hammer and nail it into my- Oh hi, Didn't see you there. I was just inventing a new type of invention, One that provides the ultimate pleasre. Please enjoy my blog, I'm shy, yet gay. dont be afraid of me.
Disclaimer: im sad
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When I was a child I was born in a horrible river
and I sailed down the river and landed in a bad jungle
The second I landed into the bad jungle I instantly turned old.
I looked up and a bike fell out of the clouds and I caught it.
I positioned my body on the bike, and I started riding it through the forest.
I could hear the yelps of
million year old spirits.
Deafening my ears instantly.
I became panicked and short of breath, all I could see was foliage for miles, the path was made of golden dust.
I could feel my lungs inhaling the gold dust as my bicycle kicked it up.
I could feel myself changing. Changing into what I am now.
It was time to grow into a man and reach for the sky. I had to follow my dreams.
Finally I got off the bike and started to dig deep into the path, What I saw changed my life. It was a box, But I couldnt seem to get it open. I tapped on it hard with every ounce of energy I had.
I realized it was useless. I decided to give it a final tap and at that moment a note fell out.
To open this box, You need to search for the meaning of your life, for this is the key to your dreams and all your efforts.
I'm searching for my purpose, I've been searching for my purpose all of my life.
On the earth there are so many wonderful places to dig. But if you dont know where to dig, All you will find is dirt.
Boho ⌖ Indie
It was a beaautiful winter morning. Shinji openedd his eyes to greet the world o f its new day. He hopped out of bed, and opened the curtains.
"Ghood moooorning world!" He shouted animely "what the fuck." He contined.
There had seemed to be a problem there were 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 waps outside of shinjis window!
"DAD!" Screamed shinji! "WAPS!" He contined
Purlpe robot Evengelion cames running to his sons rescue.
"Whats wrong shinji?" PRE contined. "Dad dad!" shinji said grossly
PRE looked at shinji hornily an kissed his beautiful hair and brushe it back. “Its ok shinji.” He said ressadly.
Shinji smiled at his robotic father and shook his hand!
Shinji put on his houndstooth fedora and opened the door and.. WAPS! EVERYWHERE!
Shinji Ran very far away from the waps!
He was crying so fucking much but he stumbled acrossed a starbucks. He went in and smiled a lot.
Shinji opened the door to starbucks and went in. he was met by a hot guy named Cinnamon.
Cinnamon asked what will you be ordering today? “A BAGLE+Coffee” said shinji
"One bagle + coffee coming right up. " Cinnamon contined.
Shinji wipped out his net book to look at porn using Starbucs wifi
He tried opening Firefox. “SERIIIIIIIIOUSLY?” Complained shiCnji
Cinnamon was upoholstered as he brought over shinjis coffe
Shiji looked at cinnamon and threw his food on the ground and pushed cinnamon down and cinnamon got a boner and shinji left starbucks
"BaRK bark" shinji said at cinnamon athouratively.
Shinji got hom.
"Dad i had a awful day you wouldnt believe what happened" he contined. "I went to starb-" Shinji stopped talking and became vegan
"How can you be vegan?!" sai purple Robot Evengelion
"You won’t put your mouth on anything but another mouth or perhaps a succulent beefs meat" purple robot evengelion contined
"I only put meat on chips" shinji replied
Your the only one wo makes me smile
x marks the spot trash can
If I dug here I hope to find my girlfriend
Oh helll yea
i made a mememe
i hate seafood
i’ve been thinking about making this forever cause it sums up my life, and how i feel being a genderfluid person, thinking im mighty fine but in reality i look like a was asleep 30 yrs
haha so true! Cept I’m more ugly :c
Hey, baby boy, your raelly fucking gorges, don say that ok?
are you eating japanese food with your chopsicks
This is so cute
Its Pord and his dad , Chernobyl, Enjoying together 2 hot creams
check out the way this dog’s eye’s open
this dog rocks
Thats not a fucking dog you idiots its a lion
cat on the bottom: mow mow! this is my life how relaxing
Middle cat: yep it is sure a breaze!
top cat:*Is dead surprise but other cat think im just relaxing!*
Full moon out today
What is this dirty water mess
I think someone lost there little flag.. what do I do with it?
Izzethekings uncle perdis
Tumblr Blogs that Were Big in 2013 - Part 4 yearinreview
in no particular order
(Left to right)
Cherry, Bald wentz, Cowboy, and Scam
Almost sixteen years ago this young man was found in the middle of the ocean in a basket, badly sun burned and dehydrated. He was two years old along with his parents Bonnie and Trent Wilsing who had been lost for three months after the the accident of the cruise ship Mo’auna Lo’ui off the coast of an unknown Indonesian island in 1998.
When several Australian fishermen had come to his rescue, it was acknowledged that his parents had been long dead and the toddler who was still learning his important fine motor skills at the time had learned to fend for himself for the three months he was lost alone at sea.
The young child had apparently learned to fish on his own, and how to make the sea water drinkable by evaporating it off of plastic a soda bottle and some linen.
His parents bodies were never recovered.
The man remains today as an extraordinary example of human instinct and survival.
When interviewed, we asked him what his happiest memory from his whole experience was, and replied “Fucking a shark.”
"the devil forcing me to be gay"
i cried while drawing this
My moms chirstmas gift i made.. I drew jiim carry as the grinch on her faavorate purse with a sharpy andi wrote great clips on 2 paper in her favorate colors yellow and orange
See this male? 13 Years ago he found himeself trapped alonei n a forest. He was only 5 years old then. it was winter, Cold, and he was alone.
his parens were worried. They sent a search team. He couldnt find his house. There was bears and yes, He was attacked. But he survived. Surviving off the nature around him, living in a large tree with a hole in it. There was a small pack of wolfs living in the tree, licking his infected blood and cleaning his Feces. They took him in as one of their own. The mother wolfen which he refered to as “Mother wolfen” Had taken him in as one of her own Wolf cubs. She called the human male child “Bark tromp”
13 days later,bloodied and infected he was found.. When they found him, he lost his sense of language. He had seemingly become feral. Only communicating with a series of Barks and clicks.
Last day as a red head!!! I decided I wanted to look my normalest for my passport photo. I can’t wait! Nagoya, Japan: T-5months
I thought this was a pic of my dad. But nope. it was just david. *Sigh* When will i ever see my dad?
someday id like to visit N/A
owen wilson friends backstabbers warning lables
"Friends" Dont come with a warning lable. (
Wishes do come true