I'm Jhonen Vasquez, and this is my story. Okay, it's just my Tumblr. I'm sorry I lied to you.
You know how when they show the world from Predator’s point of view, it’s those various bands of the spectrum, usually the heat vision and so on, well this drawing @cunch did of herself and the best dog ever to exist is how I see her from my point of view. Yeah, I see things in cartoon vision.
Anyhow, I just thought her drawing was pretty fantastic and now YOU DO TO. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
Did a dumb new lil’ self portrait durdle. Poonch.
Guy comes up, asks “Will you draw jimmy urine standing next to Johnny?” Because I don’t charge for signings or drawings, I feel I’m in my right to not have to take directions, so that guy got a pig standing next to a bee.
Theeeere…now that’s not so hard, is it, Lil’ Fuckup?
Actual head pigeon beanies. These are better than any official ZIM thing I’ve seen!
MAH FACE! MAHH FAAAACE!
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Workin’ out with Lil’ Fuckup
Every day is leg day with Lil’ Fuckup.
My cupcake knows what’s about to go down.
Bewaaare the fiscal responsibility of THE BUUUUDGET WIIITCH!!
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Mercy for Lil’ Fuckup?
Lookin’ Good, Lil’ Fuckup
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No Sleep for Lil’ Fuckup
Hah! Oh, that Lil’ Fuckup!
Sometimes I just sit in front of the Cintiq and open up Sketchbook Pro because when you do, your entire screen is this glaring field of white, and something about that makes me want to just start scrawling over it to change the scenery. It’s what I usually open up before taking more polished plans into Manga Studio or Photoshop. What I usually end up with is stuff that I don’t necessarily want to draw but just seeps out, like garbage from tiny holes poked into an overloaded hefty bag.
I can usually tell when it’s time to stop because I find myself laboring over something, and it’s like some giant hunk of trash has plugged up the hole.
Shortly after I did that Lil’ Fuckup comic jhonenv. Maybe that little guy on the lower left is a proto-fuckup.
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dead inside except for puppy flipping
This is all I need anymore. This gif. Nothing else makes me happy.
Have a pumpkin’!
It’s just getting stupid now. I’m not even sure that’s even a thing you can do.
I think he’s just bored now. Anticlimactic, really.
THERE’S SOMETHING ON THE WING!! Oh, wait…nevermOHGODTHERE’SSOMETHINGBONTHEWING!!
I like the face on the heater in this hotel room. Very parrot-fish.
Heavy Metal David Fincher Kevin Eastman
Been pretty busy lately, so I haven’t been posting a whole lot, but ya know what? I don’t HAVE to post anything! Yeah, that’s right! I don’t owe you anything, you goddamned leeches! RARRRGH!
Anyhow, figured I’d post stuff from things that kept me busy several years ago, 2008 to be exact. This image was a promotional thing we did for that proposed Heavy Metal movie I was working on with Kevin Eastman, David Fincher and Blur Animation. It was a fun couple of months, but the thing never flew.
I did the drawing for this poster and Edgar Delgado (@delgaduck on twitter) did the color. I had two segments in the movie and this poster was for the one that was your typical movie snacks and monsters piece.
‘The Shore Dweller’ by SQUID LID
Mah friends make such fun stuff. http://squidlid.com/album/crypto-zoo
Saints Row 4
Saints Row 4
I can hear what those nails would sound like.
Invader Zim and Gir themed nail art.
Orange is the New Black. Chicken power
Janeway Mulgrew behind bars is the best thing.
Polgar’s an awesome animator, and boobs are awesome, so there ya go.
Here’s my boob animation I made for Rugburn’s “Boobies” movie. Thank you Mike Roush for the gif!!!
Cunch selling some awesome lil’ guys. This one!
Pyramid Frolic! One of the new little prints available in my shoppe!
comicon NNY Headshots
PSsst. Got some NNY Headshots for ya in my van.
So I had some revised NNY head shots with me this recent San DIego Comicon. If ya recall, the…
Got this great Kevin Dart Yuki 7 statue. S’real niiiiice.
This is my new cartoon show, guys. It’s just this girl’s face doing this for 22 minutes each week. Catch it on Lifetime superimposed over Dance Moms.
SD Comicon 2013
SD Comicon Report #7: THE END
Sunday was the last day of the Comicon, and so, though I was beyond wrecked by that point, there…
Forgot to actually include this photo in the last post. Ruined the flow, if you ask me. LOOK AT HIS FACE!!
SD Comicon 2013
SD Comicon Report #7
the void…the ….I…buh….
Now that I’ve been home from Comicon for a few hours, and have rested a bit…
SD Comicon Report #6
I get progressively less and less sleep at conventions that go on for several days, or in the case…
SD Comicon Report #5
Hulk not feel so good…
Earlier I was walking down the street between signings and a fan (I think it…
San Diego Comicon 2013
SD Comicon Report #3
People buying more copies of books people stole from them.
Day two of the con, and I’ve spent a…
SD Comicon 2013
SD Comicon Report #2
See that picture up there? That’s me right now, me sitting front of a room service hamburger I…
Now in shirt form!!
How to find a me at this weekend’s San Diego Comicon.
See that map up there? That shows the way to the SLG Booth, Booth #1815 for those…
Psst, last few days to save on screen prints over at $Z.99. Sale ends on Friday!
$Z.99 Screen Print Sale
So Comicon is coming up, we’re trying to make room for stuff and we’re sick of eating off or…
I think fireworks are happening outside, but everyone’s playing animal crossing at this party.
At a place doing some stuff!
I’ve seen some cool Johnny cosplay before, but this Johnny and Devi set have the whole inked, black and white drawing thing going for them, something I don’t think I’ve seen anyone do before.
Therefore, all other Johnny/Devi cosplayers should be put to death until someone beats these two. Like actually beats them physically.
Until then, this is the coolest.
Lotta secrets in these woods, lotta holes.
If you wander around E3 and contract my Mii, just stay real still and maybe it’ll just fly away.
More often than not, after spending forever working on a thing, it’s the shitty little doodle in the corner that makes me laugh the most. THIS IS THAT SHITTY DOODLE.
Down with the dorky-looking male-dominated system of cartoon space-show production!
Meanwhile, at Frederator Studios in Burbank: storyboard breakdown for Bravest Warriors, episode BW205.
Left to right: boarder Kris Wimberly, writer Jhonen Vasquez jhonenv (creator of Invader Zim), director Breehn Burns, creative director James Burks.
Thanks to Frederator Studios for sharing this pic with us at Cartoon Hangover
I was there when Cunch got these two guys out of the gumball machine. I begged her not to get them, to just be happy enough with her life the way it is, told her that there’s no way she could know if the toys in there wouldn’t make her life worse, make it less than the perfectly okay that it was currently.
She just looked at me, looked INTO me, knew that I was terrified that she’d like whatever was in them plastic balls so much that she’d forget all about us being best friends, she’d say that whatever googly eyed things she got for her dollar’s worth of quarters was cooler than me, less paranoid of being replaced by inanimate objects.
I fought her on it for a a little while, about an hour, at times physically, but in the end, she did it anyhow, put those quarters in and got those two tiny guys in the photo. She was still laughing and telling them everything when I walked away, and she never turned to see me walking backwards until she was nothing more than a wavey speck on the horizon.
Took me about ten minutes to walk back to her and then we got Jamba Juices.
A few quarters made me two new friends!