I'm Jhonen Vasquez, and this is my story. Okay, it's just my Tumblr. I'm sorry I lied to you.
JTHM $Z.99 INVADER ZIM prints
I got in over my head, guys. Christ, they’re gonna break my legs. MY LEGS! I just… I just don’t know when to quit. Dames and the horses, they all take me down the same road, and this time there ain’t no dame to blame, just me and my big fat mouth. “I’m good for it, Louie, let it ride, I got a bonus com in’ in and I’ll pay you back with interest!”
Now I’m in the shit and they’re coming for me!
Also, those JTHM head shots are back in the store for a week, and the INVADERCON prints are only $30 as well.
What? No, this has nothing to do with what they’re gonna do to my legs, silly! Hah! That’s…no, it’s just a coincidence. It’s justOH BLOODY GOD THERE’S SOMEONE PARKED OUTSIDE AND…was just the mailman. No, it’s got nothing to do with OH GOD THERE’s…wait…just a bird chirping.
Anyhow, check out the store, buy some stuff, SAVE MY LEGS!
Thumbs up, murder guy.
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flappy bird bird neo
W…what have I become?
edit: I think he looks like Rob Ford.
Doodling someone that needs a nap.
A tiny hat.
Supposed to be writing so, of course, I drew this head.
Poor Preston, sometimes it’s just best to give people some space.
Meet some new characters in Bravest Warriors latest episode, “The Puppetyville Horror.”
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Young Frankenstein Gene WIlder frahnkensteen
Used my masterful photoshop skills to put this together. Lemme know when THIS movie happens.
Beth is bundled up, and hopefully those of you in the blizzardy northeast U.S. are, too.
(Beth dons her snowsuit in the next new Bravest Warriors episode, hitting Cartoon Hangover on 1/23.)
Heyyy, I do believe that’s the episode I wrote!
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Psst. There’s a super secret sale going on at $Z.99 to celebrate the new year. It’s not an excuse to sell more stuff at all! Every order gets FIVE DOLLAS off when you use the code ‘HAPPYSHMOOYEAR’. Those Johnny head shots are even back in stock for a limited time! Do yourself a favor, buy some stuff and then realize it wasn’t real a favor at all AFTER the fact. Sale ends Saturday.
Playing The Legend of Zeldo
Bravest Warriors animation youtube
Saw my buddy (greatest enemy), and ever sleepy show runner of Bravest Warriors, Breehn Burns had posted a still from the episode I wrote, The ‘Puppetyville Horror’. Maybe that’s NOT a still, actually, considering the entire script consists of “And then Beth stands in the snow in that same pose for all eternity.”
The episode goes up in the later part of this current season. Dunno exactly when.
@cunch drew some ladies and this is the one I nabbed! It’s mine now, okay? There’s more up at her shop! http://cunchstop.mysupadupa.com
You know how when they show the world from Predator’s point of view, it’s those various bands of the spectrum, usually the heat vision and so on, well this drawing @cunch did of herself and the best dog ever to exist is how I see her from my point of view. Yeah, I see things in cartoon vision.
Anyhow, I just thought her drawing was pretty fantastic and now YOU DO TO. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
Did a dumb new lil’ self portrait durdle. Poonch.
Guy comes up, asks “Will you draw jimmy urine standing next to Johnny?” Because I don’t charge for signings or drawings, I feel I’m in my right to not have to take directions, so that guy got a pig standing next to a bee.
Theeeere…now that’s not so hard, is it, Lil’ Fuckup?
Actual head pigeon beanies. These are better than any official ZIM thing I’ve seen!
MAH FACE! MAHH FAAAACE!
blue comics fuckup
Workin’ out with Lil’ Fuckup
Every day is leg day with Lil’ Fuckup.
My cupcake knows what’s about to go down.
Bewaaare the fiscal responsibility of THE BUUUUDGET WIIITCH!!
fuckup sleep. comics
Mercy for Lil’ Fuckup?
Lookin’ Good, Lil’ Fuckup
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No Sleep for Lil’ Fuckup
Hah! Oh, that Lil’ Fuckup!
Sometimes I just sit in front of the Cintiq and open up Sketchbook Pro because when you do, your entire screen is this glaring field of white, and something about that makes me want to just start scrawling over it to change the scenery. It’s what I usually open up before taking more polished plans into Manga Studio or Photoshop. What I usually end up with is stuff that I don’t necessarily want to draw but just seeps out, like garbage from tiny holes poked into an overloaded hefty bag.
I can usually tell when it’s time to stop because I find myself laboring over something, and it’s like some giant hunk of trash has plugged up the hole.
Shortly after I did that Lil’ Fuckup comic jhonenv. Maybe that little guy on the lower left is a proto-fuckup.
comics fuckup late night comic
dead inside except for puppy flipping
This is all I need anymore. This gif. Nothing else makes me happy.
Have a pumpkin’!
It’s just getting stupid now. I’m not even sure that’s even a thing you can do.
I think he’s just bored now. Anticlimactic, really.
THERE’S SOMETHING ON THE WING!! Oh, wait…nevermOHGODTHERE’SSOMETHINGBONTHEWING!!
I like the face on the heater in this hotel room. Very parrot-fish.
Heavy Metal David Fincher Kevin Eastman
Been pretty busy lately, so I haven’t been posting a whole lot, but ya know what? I don’t HAVE to post anything! Yeah, that’s right! I don’t owe you anything, you goddamned leeches! RARRRGH!
Anyhow, figured I’d post stuff from things that kept me busy several years ago, 2008 to be exact. This image was a promotional thing we did for that proposed Heavy Metal movie I was working on with Kevin Eastman, David Fincher and Blur Animation. It was a fun couple of months, but the thing never flew.
I did the drawing for this poster and Edgar Delgado (@delgaduck on twitter) did the color. I had two segments in the movie and this poster was for the one that was your typical movie snacks and monsters piece.
‘The Shore Dweller’ by SQUID LID
Mah friends make such fun stuff. http://squidlid.com/album/crypto-zoo
Saints Row 4
Saints Row 4
I can hear what those nails would sound like.
Invader Zim and Gir themed nail art.
Orange is the New Black. Chicken power
Janeway Mulgrew behind bars is the best thing.
Polgar’s an awesome animator, and boobs are awesome, so there ya go.
Here’s my boob animation I made for Rugburn’s “Boobies” movie. Thank you Mike Roush for the gif!!!
Cunch selling some awesome lil’ guys. This one!
Pyramid Frolic! One of the new little prints available in my shoppe!
comicon NNY Headshots
PSsst. Got some NNY Headshots for ya in my van.
So I had some revised NNY head shots with me this recent San DIego Comicon. If ya recall, the…
Got this great Kevin Dart Yuki 7 statue. S’real niiiiice.
This is my new cartoon show, guys. It’s just this girl’s face doing this for 22 minutes each week. Catch it on Lifetime superimposed over Dance Moms.
SD Comicon 2013
SD Comicon Report #7: THE END
Sunday was the last day of the Comicon, and so, though I was beyond wrecked by that point, there…
Forgot to actually include this photo in the last post. Ruined the flow, if you ask me. LOOK AT HIS FACE!!