Take me and make me yours
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I hate y’all
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” Oscar Wilde
lay or get taken away
The Ed boys
Jonny 2 x 4
jimmy and sarah
when they try make you go veggie we say! PROVE IT tumblr bacon community!
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
History in one sentence
I’ve watched this gif about a hundred times in a row and I smile every time
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Kitty learns how to play Jenga, plays DIRTY. - YouTube
Hmmm I am impressed
me on my way to your bed.
There will never be a better caption for this
escorting sugar baby sugar bowl
For those thinking it’s not how our cards really look. Here is a shot
To you sir I suggest u walk the fuck bck out