Perfect Female Figures - Bodies To Die For
The go-to site for unusually titillating - yet always tasteful - photos of naked women, accompanied by thoughtfully untasteful captions that (we hope) heighten your viewing experience.
If you're tired of endlessly scrolling through mish-mash selections of questionable quality, and you want selections beyond the same boringly generic glam dolls, this site's for you. Better yet, just scroll to the bottom of this page and click on our archive, where you'll see our whole great collection laid out before you.
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american illustration magazine illustration 1950's suburban housewife flirting Arthur Sarnoff
Sexually charged 1950’s kitchen subcontractor work situation.
Magazine illustration art by Arthur Aaron Sarnoff
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He’s wishing the alcohol loosens up some of her 1950’s-era inhibitions.
Vintage illustration art by William Dolwick
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Nowhere to sleep tonight, but won’t take the key to his apartment.
1950’s American magazine illustration by Robert William Meyers
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Fashionable 1940’s lady harassed by a jerk.
American illustration art by George Brehm
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"The Other Woman"
Putting the make on a 1940’s debutante.
Liberty Magazine Illustration
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Looking to score a flapper at a 1920’s social gathering.
Illustration by Robert Lynn Lambdin
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1940’s Janet Leigh Pin-Up - by Warner Kreuter
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Centennial Vintage Budweiser Ad - by Arthur Sarnoff
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"Quick Delivery" - from the Brown & Bigelow sketch pad calender pin-up series by Ted Withers
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Pin-Up on Telephone - by Harry Ekman
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"The Blue Vega" by Floyd MacMillan Davis
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Hollywood actress Hillary Brooke. This photo of those insanely sensual legs could have turbo-charged her career if only it was more widely circulated.
Nothing more sexy than to imagine that an otherwise wholesome looking, glossy Hollywood starlet from the Golden Age could be wielding such jaw-dropping gams.
This classic starlet pin-up should be more widely circulated than it has been. Here’s my contribution to the cause.
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Starlet Helena Antonaccio. Don’t know exactly what films she’s starred in, but I auditioned her for a guest spot on my nightly Masturbation Theatre. Overall, a five-tissue performance.
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Vintage Latina starlet - well-preserved and shrink-wrapped in polyester.
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Going postal over this mature postal worker’s ass. The stamp on her backside is legal…and tender.
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A smuggled photo of Monsanto’s latest bioengineering feat - a new species of female known as TorsoGirafficus, with nipples doubling as mini satellite receivers.
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Shark meat for those who love slender, horny-looking Russian women posing by rustic tables.
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Shark meat for tumblr pervs who like to imagine that the goofy-faced nerdy cashier girl at the local AMC might come accessorized with Playboy tits.
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Shark meat for tumblr pervs who dig droopy large-breasted Greek women overdue for their lip-waxing appointment.
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Shark meat for all those tumble pervs who dig soapy, droopy-breasted zaftig amateurs with shaky-looking faces.
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