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I would never stop eating. As soon as the last one was done, the first would be horny again.
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You’ve done your work as a man when your woman doesn’t flinch as a load of jizz hits her face.
"Honey, I always keep a bottle of lube handy. Now lick momma’s asshole."
How marriage works.
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So why is your nickname The Shooting Range?
"You’ll find out after dinner."
"You’re tearing me apart! Why did I agree to this??"
Because you have low self esteem and desperate for male approval.
"You bought ‘em! Do with them what you please."
Wow, I had no idea it was Cathy. I didn’t mean to have sex with your wife. She was all done up different.
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"What if someone catches us?"
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"Wonderful! Slurp slurp slurp…"
You can eat each other’s pussies ONLY after you’ve sucked my cock.
I should have started a cult sooner.
"I’m drunk! Suck on my titties! I took it in the ass from rich dudes for too long to buy them, so now I need ‘em sucked on!"
Nothing better than a drunken bimbo.
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"I hate to ask you this, but a business trip came up that I have to take this weekend. Would you mind staying at my house and looking after my daughter?"
I don’t mind at all. Do what you have to do.
"Thanks you so much! You’re truly a great boyfriend."
Keep that asshole open, bitch. We’re gonna need it.
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So you’ve never had vaginal sex?
"Nope. Men see my butt and just start fucking it. Kind of like you did, doctor."
Very interesting. I’ll need you to come in checks ups on a weekly basis. No need to tell your insurance. It’s on me.
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I’ve watched her grow from barely legal party slut to bukkake cougar. Oh, the cocks that tramp stamp has seen.
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"Go slow, baby."
She looks so sophisticated as I sodomize her, as a buddy of mine fucks her. The slut.
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"You have some cum on your face."
"Thanks for telling me! Did I get it?"
"Still no. Just let me get it for you…"
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Even when she’s sucking your dick, something should be in her ass at all times.
If there’s something more romantic than buttfucking, I don’t want to know about it.
"Oh thank you! It’s been days since a man jizzed on me. I worried I wasn’t pretty anymore."
"I’m so grateful for the many men who donate their fountain of youth sperm to me."
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"Give me a minute. It’s not every day you’re transformed into a slut."
Don’t feel bad. it happens to all women eventually.
The most satisfying part of my job isn’t seeing the look of happiness on woman’s face when I’m done with her. No, it’s when I draw on her face all the many things wrong with her, things only I can improve.
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How about you go take a shit and make room for my dick?
"I love it when you’re romantic!"
Sums up women’s need
He’s the jesus of sperm.
She knows about the balls.
"I am pretty proud of myself."
Women really can achieve anything if they put their minds to it.
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This not only feels great, but it’s an excellent exercise for her arms. Which is important, because her value is in her looks.
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In the near future, all women will respond like this glorious slut, and go straight from the balls to the asshole.
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"Thank you for my Youth Cream, boys."
Your wife’s not bad!
Happy wife. Happy life.
"You didn’t hear that rumor that when I drink in the jacuzzi I want to suck dick, did you?"
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"There are six holes between us!"
But only four count. Ass, and mouth. In that order.