Max: Okay, what is the deal? Tell me fast. I’m nipping like crazy in here. Oooh, you’re smuggling some gumdrops there too, ice queen.
Caroline: His name is William Van Horn and he’s…
Oleg: I am leaving for sex. Last chance for threesome, foursome, possibly fivesome, if her sister’s train gets in on time.
Max: Oleg, please. I don’t have time to be harassed right now.
Oleg: Oh, okay. I’ll see you and the gumdrops tomorrow.
Max: Story. Go.
Caroline: We met at our parents’ companies’ parent company picnic. His family is the Boston Van Horns…
Max: Story. Stop. Cut to the end. Do we hate him?
Caroline: He dumped me when I lost all my money… never called me, not an email, nothing.
Max: Oh, we hate him. Wait. Which one’s your ex… the Asian one or the black one? I’m kidding. No, seriously. The white one or the really, really white one?
Caroline: Really, really white.