Phone rings it is my dad calling. I am jerking off while looking for stuff on the internet to post on my Tumblr blog.
ME- Hey Dad, what’s up?
DAD- Obviously your dick son, and you stop playing with your cock long enough to talk to your old man.
ME- I don’t not what your talking about dad I am just sitting here studding.
To tell the truth I was looking around the room for a hidden camera. My dad is pretty smart, he’s gay, and sometimes i think he can read my mind…
DAD- So son when did you start shaving your balls? Are you sure you don’t want to tell me your coming out or something?
ME- Dad i’m sorry to disappoint you but I’m still not gay. How did you know I shaved my balls?
DAD- So why are you putting pics of your dick on the internet for other guys to see?
ME- Why would you be asking that Dad?I don’t do that….(OH SHIT)
DAD- Well son I too have a tumblr blog, and as a gay man I post gay shit on it. Like pics of dicks and guys doing shit to each other. So when MrWipples.tumbr.com drop a pic of your dick I remembered you had a bear named that as a kid.
ME-Not my dick dad.
(What are the chances? I swear there is a camera, he gave me the laptop I wonder if it is rigged to film me and show dad?)
DAD- what are the odds of a guy with blue plaid pajamas, and teal shirt just the the one i got you because it is your favorite color doing in your room with the same plastic containers with blue lids on them on top of the same throw rug burgundy with black outline. Showing off a dick just like yours from all the times I caught you masturbating.
ME- Okay it was me and it’s my blog, sorry I lied Pop but the kind of thing a son wants to tell his gay farther.
DAD- That your finally coming out as gay son?
ME- Dad I am not gay. I am referring to the fact i like to post pics of my dick on the internet. It turns me on and I jerk off to it.
DAD- You are so gay or so narcissistic. You know I like little dicks son, but it’s not something you should advertise. Given the choice Gay is so much better than a Narcissus.
ME- Dad my dick is perfect just the way it is, because I know what to do with it. If you recall when you realized I was straight you gave me a new book every week on how to have sex with girls. Fuck dad you tested me on the shit. I am obsess with sex because you insisted I be open to the potential possibility to have it all the time. I am not complaining dad I get laid more then any guy on campus Thanks ….
DAD- So is it okay if I re-blog your dick pics on my gay blog son?
ME- Sure dad but only if I get your blog address. Wait it’s not ….1 of 2 dads the same as your license plates is it? OH SHIT, I am SO stupid….
DAD- That son is the other reason I think your gay. You have been following my gay porn blog for months now.
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