“Ralph Fucks the Washing Machine”. Sometimes - when you least expect it! - you find a cinematic gem among all the porn dross. A little bright spot in the dark and forbidding sky. Ralph is not just fucking a washing machine. He is everyman in a liberal capitalist society, alienated from his very nature, devalued as a person, confused by feminism, and dominated by the machines originally designed to serve him, but which he can no longer understand or control. But in a desperate act of rebellion, Ralph strikes back. He dominates, he destroys - he literally fucks! - the machinery that is enslaving him.
We need more Ralphs, more men who will stand up (well, maybe squat down) and declare: enough is enough! That the machinery designed by man must be made to serve man. And, particularly, any machine that goes up or down, or round and round, should always be equipped with a dildo; preferably a really big one. Oh, and a non slip surface so you don’t fall and hurt yourself.