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Thegoddamazon reinenox and i wasnt even @elvoz

thegoddamazon:

reinenox:

And i wasn’t even hungry…

All of the foods I can’t eat until after PRT season is over.

Auric pauper tell me this is not one of the @elvoz

auric-pauper:

Tell me this is not one of the most motivating demotivating posters you’ve ever seen.

Made by Drakevarg

Thegoddamazon sourcedumal hakunadeeztatas @elvoz

thegoddamazon:

sourcedumal:

hakunadeeztatas:

slightrelaxation:

creepycasualties:

whitefeminist:

quinsee:

ghostfaceblogger:

realrodawful:

Kimbo Slice x Riff Raff

this is too chill

this is the peak of all civilization

this is what we’ve been trying to evolve to

Good picture.

EPIC!!!

How did this come together?

Best. Shit. Ever

Ginyu Force.

^^^

Chinaija nedahoyin kalologist @elvoz

chinaija:

nedahoyin:

kalologist:

thehegira:

crownprince81:

ourafrica:

Africans will dance!

Yo this looks like fun

I need my Azonto on this level

eh!

These gifs make me so happy..

doing this right now

Subbieblackgrl black sapiosexual pam grier @elvoz

subbieblackgrl:

black-sapiosexual:

Pam Grier, stunning then, and now.

This reblog is a must!

Youthxenrage straight flexin @elvoz

youthxenrage:

STRAIGHT FLEXIN

Nadiaaboulhosn factsonly truth @elvoz

nadiaaboulhosn:

#FactsOnly #Truth

Twomommies allatonce wearewe wendyeheheh @elvoz

twomommies:

allatonce-wearewe:

wendyeheheh:

turn-tech-cock-head:

johnkat-otp:

sinfulmachine:

sometimesgoscaw:

pikkle-khan:

steamboat28:

gnarzakk:

rasputin:

Do you have OCD?

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

ways-to-easily-piss-me-off.jpg

I actually started hissing at some of these

#mildly irritating

CURLS TOES AND HISSES

I need to kill whoever did this

The last one was the pic that really got me

it hurts my eyes

This makes me really uncomfortable…

I literally can’t look at this anymore.. So here everyone else feel uncomfortable with me.

This actually caused me physical pain

Humansofaccra kayobi make fufu not war @elvoz

humansofaccra:

kayobi Make fufu not war,

Humansofaccra they also were not satisfied with @elvoz

humansofaccra:

They also were not satisfied with the way things were going in Nigeria, especially in the education sector. So, when I asked them how they were going to celebrate the day, they told me:

“To be frank, umm we don’t care.”

Crossbros at once upon a tee @elvoz

hoomph:

“Crossbros” $12 tee!
Only Oct 7–14 at OnceUponaTee.net!

Brainflavoredzombiesnacks psyducked how @elvoz

brainflavoredzombiesnacks:

psyducked:

HOW

more importantly why?…

Airpunchingacademic jaderkinss @elvoz

airpunchingacademic:

jaderkinss:

slaughterhousefive:

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

Fucking brilliance

Inmyhead16 whatthetracy pitbull puppies @elvoz

inmyhead16:

whatthetracy:

PITBULL PUPPIES STEAL MY HEART

they are soooooo cute.

Blackladyblue deeawakening @elvoz

blackladyblue:

deeawakening:

brighteyezombie:

Possibly the best baby shower cake I have ever seen.

ewwwwwwwww

Whyyyyyyyyyy?

Smh.
Did they have to make an asshole on the bottom too?

Chokesngags educatethesenuts @elvoz

chokesngags:

educatethesenuts:

willthewriter:

Nothing Was The Same

NWTS: No Wins This Season

dear god

Thesejulez actionhankbeard sketch of the @elvoz

thesejulez:

actionhankbeard:

SKETCH OF THE DAY

Re-Imagined Doug characters as if they attended college. #bluffingtonstateuniversity

Judy looks dope as fuck

Mortisia viα youngadultatbooktopia books @elvoz

mortisia:

viα youngadultatbooktopiaBooks = Awesome. 

The ultimate pleasure / need / escape / love / craziness / adventure / joy / obsession / …

Deezyville sweetest tab00 @elvoz

deezyville:

sweetest-tab00:

freshest-tittymilk:

shitrodsays:

mrrager:

flying-blades:

talk about hitting the nail on the head ….

This is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen.

That nigga Tiggalo

this is fucking brilliant

Phonte know wassup

The Newsroom tho…

Herochan jesse pinkman x the juggernaut @elvoz

herochan:

Jesse Pinkman X The Juggernaut

Created by Marco d’alfonso

ArtistWebsite || DeviantArt || Tumblr

(Via:AG)

Apparently my friends quote me on their fridges @elvoz

Apparently my friends quote me on their fridges…

Beeishappy tcr 20130924 jon stops by to @elvoz

beeishappy:

TCR | 2013.09.24 Jon stops by to congratulate Stephen

Fortswinwars shrouded within the park of villa @elvoz

fortswinwars:

“Shrouded within the park of Villa Demidoff (just north of Florence, Italy), there sits a gigantic 16th century sculpture known as Colosso dell’Appennino, or the Appennine Colossus. The brooding structure was first erected in 1580 by Italian sculptor Giambologna. Like a guardian of the pond in front of him, the giant is in an endless watchful pose, perched atop his earthy seat.”

Geekscoutcookies idontwannabesued @elvoz

geekscoutcookies:

idontwannabesued:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden

HOLD THE FUCK UP

You know what…..bravo.

Nothingrediculous this is one great @elvoz

nothingrediculous:

This is one great Advertisement!!!  

Vicemag motherboardtv trailer long shot in @elvoz

vicemag:

motherboardtv:

Trailer: Long Shot

In spring of 2013, Texas-based start up TrackingPoint Solutions released the first ever precision-guided firearm, which is essentially a long-range, laser-guided robo rifle. Call it the gun of tomorrow: The technology is so advanced we’ve heard it can have beginners killing at extreme distances with single-shot accuracy in mere minutes. 

The PGF’s closed-loop system is based off jetfighter lock and launch technology, something TrackingPoint CEO Jason Schauble says not only marks the next great paradigm shift in the evolution of firearms—it helps users make ethical kill shots too. But critics of the PGF platform, no doubt part and parcel of a rising tide of intelligent killer apps, say the gun, or rather its proprietary scope, marks the dawn of “skill-free killing”. 

In LONG SHOT Motherboard visits West Texas, the frontline of smart weapons. We get a backcountry crash course through the PGF, hear about TrackingPoint’s plans to apply its system to a veritable suite of advanced weaponry, all built on custom software that promises to have novice shots like us to killing at 1,000 yards—and in the near future, potentially 3,000 yards—with single-shot accuracy, and try to untangle an increasingly knotty firearms debate in light of the so-called gamification of killing and, sadly, yet another mass shooting. 

Has killing become too easy?  

Kindredsmile carterfamilyportraits jay @elvoz

kindredsmile:

carterfamilyportraits:

Jay practicing the violin; his lesser-known passion

Ok I laughed out loud

Petitepinkpussy if your profile picture looks @elvoz

petitepinkpussy:

If your profile picture looks something like these, or is of your own penis, I do not trust you.

Ultrawhimsy black nails and t cells @elvoz

ultrawhimsy:

black-nails-and-t-cells:

hilaryerhard:

How does Raven want to be remembered as a human being? x

She STILL has the best facial expressions

I miss her

Chokesngags oh the accuracy smfh @elvoz

chokesngags:

Oh the accuracy. Smfh.

Dollabillmontgomery verybigpimpin the cure 4 @elvoz

dollabillmontgomery:

verybigpimpin:

the cure 4 cancer

Cure for everything

Beautifulinmybrokenness foxsports polamalu @elvoz

beautifulinmybrokenness:

foxsports:

Polamalu timed the snap PERFECTLY, soared through the line for this awesome acrobatic sack.

Hate the Steelers all you want, but say some sideways shit about Troy and it’s you and me, 

Yo that shit was so perfect. I’m mad that sack didn’t show up on my fantasy team tho

Theamicableunmarred muhammad ali float like a @elvoz

theamicableunmarred:

Muhammad Ali - Float like a Butterfly

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