Alright dude, I’m gonna sit on your face all day and night, letting out meaty farts onto your fresher face…. I haven’t showered in a couple of days man, so your gonna love the ripe stank I got going on behind my ball sac….
Then after a while, my ass is gonna get hungry so you’re gonna stuff your face into my sweaty, musky hole and crawl up inside my big alpha ass…. You only come out when I tell you otherwise you’ll be up this crack every day for the coming year….
Actually man, your face is gonna be a permanent fixture to my ass all year round, so you better get used to my alpha scent…. Be sure to come lick my ass and ball sweat off in the morning then crawl up into my guts for my morning jerk….I get pretty ripe…. Got it?