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Cheap chav slags and sexy sluts. This is First Date Fuck on Tumblr. Women wanted to fuck and forget, for one night stands and first date sex. Nasty whore is not a negative term, it is in fact intended as a compliment. We love chav girls getting finger banged in bars and nightclubs, party girls getting drunk and dirty, and the cheating whore wives for who only one cock will never do. Celebrated here through pictures and captions we honour these and all the other nasty whores. - First Date Fuck. (@firstdatefuck)
I know what you did tag teamed strangers @firstdatefuck

I know what you did last night, you nasty whore. Tag teamed by strangers, somehow being treated like dirt, getting used and abused by two guys that couldn’t give a fuck if you died, makes you feel much better about yourself. 

Revenge is sweet @firstdatefuck

I know what you did last night. Despising your nasty cheating whore of a wife so severely, you’ve taken to deliberately barebacking prostitutes to try and catch STIs. Revenge is sweet, as is sucking your own creampie out of a rotten £20 hooker before heading home to share. 


This trashy whore has unprotected sex with her clients to earn a premium for her services.

I know nasty whore last night nightclub toilets @firstdatefuck

I know what this nasty whore did last night. Same again for this sexy chav slut, such a reputation about town, there aren’t many men that haven’t creampied her in the nightclub toilets. 

I know cheap chav whore last night @firstdatefuck

I know what this cheap chav whore did last night. Picked up at a party, creampied by a stranger and chucked out before sunrise. 

Nasty party whore perfect @firstdatefuck

Nasty party whore. No way she’s the sexiest slut there, never girlfriend material, surely riddled with STIs and absolutely perfect to fuck and forget on a Saturday night.

Sexy party slut trousers tight @firstdatefuck

Sexy party slut. Trousers are so tight she must squelch when she walks. 

Saturday nights perfect party sluts @firstdatefuck

Saturday night’s perfect for party sluts. What a nasty whore, spread on the fake tan and spunk stained sofa for another fucking.

Nasty flash friday whore picked up nightclub @firstdatefuck

Nasty Flash Friday whore picked up from the nightclub. The perfect type to fuck and forget. Anything later than lunchtime tomorrow counts as a long term relationship.

Pretty party whore flash friday @firstdatefuck

Pretty party whore for Flash Friday. Why does every night end this way? With her drunk, dishevelled, out on her back, waiting to be barebacked.   

Pretty little pussy @firstdatefuck

Pretty little pussy. No panties on this nasty Flash Friday whore. Bet she’s always having her dress pulled up at parties before being banged against the walls. 

Phoning daddy @firstdatefuck

Nasty party whore phoning daddy to say she will stop at a friend’s house for the night. Hope she hangs up because in five minutes daddy’s little girl will be shrieking with delight. Pantyhose torn off by a group of older guys, tight pussy finger fucked, the only thing that’ll eventually shut her up will be a big dick shoved down every hole. Dress torn, twat stretched, body bruised and belly full she’ll tell daddy the following day what a wonderful night she had…… He’ll already know. 

Sexy slut crown current princess @firstdatefuck

The sexy slut in the crown is the current princess. At a previous party she swallowed so much spunk she nearly had to have her stomach pumped. Tonight three new nasty whores will compete for the championship. All are worthy winners but my money’s with the blonde cum bucket on the right.

Spread used up slut @firstdatefuck

Spread used up slut. Laid out on a mucky mattress longing for more.

Nasty slut fine one night stand @firstdatefuck

Nasty slut fine for a one night stand. Play along during the first date, pretend to be interested in the dullard, drill her hot pining pussy and then disappear before breakfast. 

I know what titty tuesday whore did last night @firstdatefuck

I know what this Titty Tuesday whore did last night. A shame she doesn’t. Drunk after a few quiet drinks with her work mates, passed out before midnight she wakes up at midday, panties on the floor and pussy full of spunk, with her boss still sound asleep in his bed.

Titty tuesday colossal tits spread chav slut @firstdatefuck

Titty Tuesday. Colossal tits on this spread chav slut.

Look nasty titty tuesday sluts nightclubs parties @firstdatefuck

Look for nasty Titty Tuesday sluts like this at nightclubs and parties. Perfect for one night stands. 

Mirror monday no makeup no fucks @firstdatefuck

Maybe my favourite Mirror Monday poser. No makeup needed, but no fucks? A single second shouldn’t pass without a big dick buried deep in this sexy slut’s pussy.


No makeup, no fucks

I know what these hotel whores did last night @firstdatefuck

I know what these hotel whores did last night. Picked up at the nightclub and promised a night of luxury, they slipped the wedding rings off their fingers and fluttered their stuck on eyelashes. Expecting a night in paradise, they instead got cheap bottles of Lambrini, bed bugs and creampies at the Premier Inn. Was worth it!

I know what these drunk dirty party girls did last night @firstdatefuck

I know what these drunk and dirty party girls did last night. Plied with bathtub booze it wasn’t long til their bikini bottoms were off and they got gangbanged by a bunch of frat boys on the garage floor. 

I know what you did last night helpless hopeless girlfri @firstdatefuck

I know what you did last night. You should have taken care of your girlfriend. Your helpless hopeless girlfriend. After all, it was you that spiked the sexy slut’s drink was it not?! But you didn’t help her, bros before hoes, now three rounds of creampie roulette later there’s a bun baking in her belly and a long nervous nine month wait to worry about the colour of the child. Same time, different slut, next Saturday night



“Oh Baby, I’m so drunk.  I don’t think I can even walk.  Take care of me, Baby, I think I might pass out.  Don’t let any of your nasty friends take advantage of me, ok?”

Ok 😉

Nasty nightclub whore @firstdatefuck

Nasty nightclub whore. Look at the boy plotting in the background. Planning which alleyway he’s going to drag her to, how long he will have to fuck the sexy slut and fill her with his seed and what gutter to dump the leaking cum bucket in when he is done.

Sexy saturday night party slut @firstdatefuck

Sexy Saturday night party slut. It is what you’ve both waited all night for. Caught each other’s wanting eye across a crowded room. Now everyone else has gone home, only the two of you are left, a little nightcap then lust takes over, filthy one night stand sex on the kitchen floor. 

Friends wife ride home cheap chav slut @firstdatefuck

A story so familiar, giving your friend’s wife a ride home, so easily these things get out of hand. First the air conditioning is broken so she has to flop out her tits to stay cool, next the sat nav is faulty and you end up in a field, your hand accidentally slips and flashes the headlights, then you’re surrounded by guys stroking their cocks and before you can change the flat tyre the cheap chav slut is spread-eagle getting fucked and creampied on the car bonnet.

Nasty flash friday whore turning tricks carpark @firstdatefuck

Nasty Flash Friday whore turning tricks in the carpark. From the spunk stains on the floor this is certainly not the first customer of the night.

Bent over @firstdatefuck

Bent over, panties pulled down with both holes showing on this sexy Flash Friday slut. A dirty whore at her absolute best…… As a worthless spunk dump.

Indian whore open inspection @firstdatefuck

Indian whore open for inspection. I do like a brothel where you can try out the grubby goods before buying.

Bent over desk boss @firstdatefuck

Bent over the desk of her boss. Face down and ass up, at last this dirty Indian slut’s dreams of a better life are coming to fruition. 

Chicken korma cunt @firstdatefuck

I fancy an Indian. Chicken korma or cunt, I’m not at all fussy. 

Nasty used up whore check @firstdatefuck

Nasty used up whore. Neighbours? Check! Friends of the family? Check! Colleagues from work? Check! Acquaintances off the street? Successful applicants to the newspaper advert? Check! Anybody that hasn’t had a full service of this slut? Nope!

Cheap chav slut spread for fuck @firstdatefuck

Cheap chav slut spread for a fuck. Even the dog is aloud to sleep in the bed, but not this nasty used bitch. 

Tastybbc visiting tha real planet of tha apes @firstdatefuck


Visiting tha Real Planet of tha Apes

Titty tuesday slut used abused @firstdatefuck

Titty Tuesday slut used and abused. Another tasty slab of meat being beat by the beast.

Shameless slut sucking dick hotel one night stand @firstdatefuck

Shameless slut sucking dick back at the hotel during a one night stand. Why bother with a dirty doner kebab after the nightclub when this nasty Titty Tuesday slut is a way better slab of meat.

Tons piercings sexy titty tuesday slut @firstdatefuck

Tons of piercings on this sexy Titty Tuesday slut. Should use all our dicks as metal detectors.

Cheating chav whore @firstdatefuck

What a cheating chav whore. Bet this Mirror Monday picture has been passed all around her home town. The boyfriend not knowing who of his friends have only wanked over her photos and which ones have already fucked her bareback, and the parents wondering where the hell they went wrong. This shameless nasty slut’s not bothered, all she ever wanted was to be Facebook famous, well she finally got her wish.  


Got a cheater on our hands.

Missdanidaniels ignore the ironing board focus @firstdatefuck


Ignore the ironing board, focus on boobs.

Last night shooting custom videos

Favourite party girl posing mirror monday @firstdatefuck

Possibly my favourite party girl posing for Mirror Monday. Picked up from a bar on a Saturday night, wouldn’t get bored of banging this pretty little bimbo whore til at least Wednesday morning. 

Big boobed bimbo whore @firstdatefuck

Big boobed bimbo whore would be equally at home on both today's Mirror Monday and tomorrow’s Titty Tuesday

Look at the boys in the background, patiently waiting for a piece of this pussy. Smart for a bimbo, she set the entire thing up, expertly framing the shot so her boyfriend would see. Bimbo logic, she finds an SMS from a work colleague on your phone so for payback the whore gets gangbanged by three guys. 

Sexy slut mirror monday @firstdatefuck

Sexy slut on Mirror Monday. Tattoos and tons of piercings, this is a near perfect piece of nasty pussy.

Nasty party slut @firstdatefuck

Bet this nasty party slut gets shagged out by a bunch of different guys every Saturday night.


Chloe Harwood

Whores winking twat waiting @firstdatefuck

Would be sweet to see this sexy slut doing the splits on a dick! The whore’s winking twat is waiting…… 


Caroline Pope.

Horneycouple4 my sexy wife playing with her @firstdatefuck


My sexy wife! playing with her stunning little pussy! follow us and we will post more!

Beautiful pussy perfect for barebacking @firstdatefuck

Beautiful pussy. Perfect for barebacking. Pardon me for being a little forward and personal but I’d really love to creampie your wife, wipe my cock on the curtains, and clink a beer with you as we sit and watch my cum leak down your sexy wife’s lovely long legs. 


My sexy wife! showing her perfection! Follow us and we will post more!

Horneycouple4 my beautiful wife her perfect @firstdatefuck


My beautiful wife, her perfect body takes my breath away! follow us and we will post more!

Nasty party girl passed out whore @firstdatefuck

What I would give to have a nasty party girl like this passed out whore land on my porch late one Saturday night. 

Nasty whore drunk needy @firstdatefuck

Wonder if this nasty whore has ever been to a party where she didn’t end up drunk and needy in the host’s bed? 

What saturday nights are for filthy fucking whores @firstdatefuck

What Saturday nights are for. Filthy fucking whores. Why waste your time trying to pull a 9/10 stunner at the party when you can simply have three separate threes. 

Multiculturalism @firstdatefuck

Why I am a firm fan of multiculturalism. Want to turn their belly buttons and pussies into big melting pots. 

More Flash Friday flashing fun. 


For everything else, there’s Mastercard.

Up to you @firstdatefuck

Look love, you can return to the rice fields if you like? Or alternatively, bury your face in the couch as all my friends, a few acquaintances and even some strangers, fill your cunt full of creampies. “Up to you”, as you used to be so fond of saying!  

Creampie roulette @firstdatefuck

A fun and cool party game is called Creampie Roulette. A heap of guys all fuck and cum in a stupid slut (it works best with a real bottom feeder, an absolute lowest of the low down and dirty dumb fuck bucket), then in nine months times you see which sucker is stuck on the hook with an unwanted and retarded child. 


Her drink had been spiked and before she slipped under the water the guys hoisted her onto the side and began to grope her semi-conscious and barely resistant body. Strange hands mauled her tits, unknown fingers forced their way into her pussy, and rough voices called her names such as slag, whore and cockdoll. It wasn’t long before one of them used a knife to cut her bikini bottoms away and start to fuck her while the others cheered him on, and when he came in her dry cunt another guy replaced him, then another, and then another.

Rapemeat 2 two sluts downing shots in a @firstdatefuck


Two sluts downing shots in a competition to preserve a shred of sexual dignity. They will both get fucked to destruction by a big group of guys, but the first to collapse drunk will be used as the cum dump, filled with seed from man after man.

The other will be forced to lick her holes clean of man juice.

So, maybe not much dignity will be saved then.

Lick all you like nasty cunt never clean @firstdatefuck

Lick all you like but that cheap chav’s nasty cunt will never be clean. Look at the uneven tan!? Didn’t think that this party slut’s pants would ever stay on long enough to develop such disparity?! 


Friday night drunk slags. Or maybe there was no toilet paper so her friend offered to lick her pussy clean

Cunt cave @firstdatefuck

That’s not a cunt…… It’s a cave! This will forever be the standard-bearer for the term “loose slut”.


Holy shit! I guess she’s so loose he has to stroke himself inside her!

Such a good heart @firstdatefuck

Such a good heart, giving a homeless down and out slut a shed to rot in. Most men would take advantage of a girl in this sorry situation but not benefactor and all around good Samaritan rapemeat-2. He only duct tapes her mouth as he doesn’t need to hear thanks, her arms are tied behind her back so she won’t show gratitude by hugging him. This is the patron of pathetic pussy that’s missing without rapemeat-2 on Tumblr.


I found it wandering the streets begging for money. Thought I’d bring it home and, er, look after it.

Well they say if you want a dog you should try the homes for abandoned ones first, so why shouldn’t the same apply for sluts?

Holiday whores losing restraint @firstdatefuck

Holiday whores - Losing their restraint like a budget airline loses bags…… Regularly and with little remorse.

Excellent holiday hoe exposing herself @firstdatefuck

Excellent holiday hoe exposing herself. Honestly, this is the type of whore that you want. Easy, fun and free, and essentially, will fuck absolutely anything! 

Titty Tuesday - All aboard for melon mountain.