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GHETTODEX @ghettodex

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This is why you don't buy Orre-made knockoff pokedexes from shady back alley dealers. Written by Gabe, Drawn by Plus5Pencil WARNING: May contain lead - GHETTODEX (@ghettodex)
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197 umbreon when theyre excited their rings @ghettodex

197: UMBREON

When they’re excited their rings start to glow and they get mysterious power. On top of that, they have poisonous sweat. Gross.

(Plus5Pencil: I’m still out of commission, so Gabe took up the mantle of Ghettodex illustrator for today. He’s fanboying about Chuggaconroy’s next Let’s Play being Pokemon Colosseum)

501 oshawott the scallop on oshawotts stomach @ghettodex

501: OSHAWOTT

The scallop on oshawott’s stomach is made from the same stuff as its claws. Wait, what? How does that work?

(Note from Plus5Pencil: My hands are busted again, so Imma be good and not draw until they heal. Hopefully I can get back to work soon. Bye!)

303 mawile the jaws on their heads are actually @ghettodex

303: MAWILE

The jaws on their heads are actually horns. Don’t ask me why they look like a mouth, I really don’t know.

395 empoleon the one with the biggest horns @ghettodex

395: EMPOLEON

The one with the biggest horns rules the group. I guess you could say *JOKE REMOVED FOR BEING TOO AWFUL*

156 quilava gives show your ass a whole new @ghettodex

156: QUILAVA

Gives show your ass a whole new meaning. With burns, oh the burns. 

104 cubone cubone is kinda like batman only @ghettodex

104: CUBONE

Cubone is kinda like Batman, only cubone took his mom’s skull and-wait a tick, I just got one from breeding a male marowak with a ditto. WHAT HAPPENED?

384 rayquaza this giant dude can block out the @ghettodex

384: RAYQUAZA

This giant dude can block out the fucking sun! For the love of god don’t piss it off unless you have a team of ouendan on standby.

(A little something to soothe the wounds of the Gen 3 fans who didn’t get the rerelease they were hoping for yesterday.)

035 clefairy cute as they are these guys are @ghettodex

035: CLEFAIRY

Cute as they are, these guys are loud-mouthed assholes. Fucking selfish to boot. 

(We’ll go back to drooling over the Gen 6 teaser now. )

302 sableye because of all the gems they eat @ghettodex

302: SABLEYE

Because of all the gems they eat, they now have gem bits growing from their bodies - HOLY SHIT THAT’S TERRIFYING

232 donphan if you start seeing pink ones its @ghettodex

232: DONPHAN

If you start seeing pink ones, it’s time to stop drinking. 

160 feraligatr sweet arceus hes got archer and @ghettodex

160: FERALIGATR

SWEET ARCEUS HE’S GOT ARCHER AND HE’S GONNA DO A DEATH ROLL!

579 reuniclus oh man thats nasty @ghettodex

579: REUNICLUS

Oh man that’s nasty.

635 hydreigon so if i stick three deinos @ghettodex

635: HYDREIGON

So if I stick three deinos together, do I get one of these?

086 seel seels need some damn sensitivity @ghettodex

086: SEEL

Seels need some damn sensitivity training. These guys are pricks!

206 dunsparce these little boozers are awesome @ghettodex

206: DUNSPARCE

These little boozers are awesome drinking buddies. Just don’t scare them or they’ll burry themselves underground.  

441 chatot chatot can bust some mean rhymes @ghettodex

441: CHATOT

Chatot can bust some mean rhymes. 

(For New Years we decided to do a little switcheroo. Gabe did the art, despite having no idea how Photoshop works, and Five was permitted to write the entry. Five is normally banned from writing the jokes because of what happened last time she did that.

Happy holidays, stay safe, and remember, the cops can’t legally make you take a sobriety test.)

225 delibird these birds like to give presents @ghettodex

225: DELIBIRD

These birds like to give presents to good little boys and girls. As for the naughty ones…

Plus5pencil is still preoccupied with festivities @ghettodex

Plus5Pencil is still preoccupied with festivities, but had enough time to collab with Gabe. Happy Winter Whatever, everybody!

Please remember, Winter is NOT stantler hunting season. Think of the children.

553 krookodile ever since i got one i always @ghettodex

553: KROOKODILE

Ever since I got one I always feel like somebody’s watching me, and I got no privacy. 

628 braviary these birds evolved when given @ghettodex

628: BRAVIARY

These birds evolved when given super serum, are abnormally afraid of ice types, and have an affinity for shields. 

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