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Un gif dans ta gueule cascade langevin île de @gifmistress

un-gif-dans-ta-gueule:

Cascade Langevin - Île de la Réunion

A post card from the Indian Ocean (I’ll be back in two weeks…).

Late nightlove found some sailor moon sanitary @gifmistress

late-nightlove:

Found some Sailor Moon Sanitary Pads at the nearby drug store

lolol cute

Wewereliarsbook we were liars by e lockhart @gifmistress

wewereliarsbook:

We Were Liars by E. Lockhart

“Thrilling, beautiful, and blisteringly smart, We Were Liars is utterly unforgettable.” -John Green, author of The Fault in Our Stars 

Yocalio hedy lamarr in ziegfeld girl 1941 @gifmistress

yocalio:

Hedy Lamarr in Ziegfeld Girl (1941)

Tastefullyoffensive animated movie posters @gifmistress

tastefullyoffensive:

Animated Movie Posters [via]

Previously: Overused Movie Poster Cliches

Lady boyles last party @gifmistress

Lady Boyle’s Last Party.

Supermodelgif john galliano fw 199798 the @gifmistress

supermodelgif:

John Galliano FW 1997/98. The designer’s dramatic depiction of the Cleopatra story for modern times.

Comicbookwomen joe benitez @gifmistress

comicbookwomen:

Joe Benitez

Hahaha no shit @gifmistress

hahaha no shit!

They hold back technology lolol @gifmistress

They hold back technology… lolol 

Snowing gif @gifmistress

Snowing gif.

Montreve seapuke a favourite custom 1909 @gifmistress

montreve:

seapuke:

A Favourite Custom1909

 Oil on wood

Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema 

“The tiles, emblazoned with fish, were slick beneath my bare feet, heated beneath by an unseen hypocaust. I slipped the robe from my shoulders and descended the steps into the steaming water, ignoring a collective gasp as I did so.”

Justbeingnamaste love isnt the work of the @gifmistress

justbeingnamaste:

“Love isn’t the work of the tender and the gentle;
Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one who becomes a servant of lovers
is really a fortunate sovereign.
Don’t ask anyone about Love; ask Love about Love.
Love is a cloud that scatters pearls.”
Rumi

Foxyfoxy circe in justice league @gifmistress

foxyfoxy:

Circe in Justice League

I always loved this movie weird science lol @gifmistress

I always loved this movie “Weird Science”.. lol

Rhamphotheca how to see the lears macaw by @gifmistress

rhamphotheca:

How to See the Lear’s Macaw

By David Younkman, Vice President of Conservation, ABC

If you ever find yourself in northeastern Brazil, go see one of the wonders of the bird world: Lear’s Macaws emerging by the hundreds from the crannies of a windswept cliff face. Thirty years ago this species seemed to be on the verge of extinction, with only 60 left in the wild. Now there are hundreds of Lear’s Macaws, thanks to conservation programs launched by groups such as ABC and our Brazilian partner, Biodiversitas.

The only wild home of the Lear’s Macaw is found near the town of Canudos, in the Brazilian state of Bahia. There, in an endless-looking red-dirt landscape called “caatinga country,” these birds nest and breed in wind-blown, dried-out, isolated cliffs. Crops and cattle struggle here, but you’ll still find lots of spindly corn, yucca, and licuri palm, the last the chief food of the Lear’s Macaw…

(read more: American Birding Conservancy)

photo: Ciro Albano

Occhidimenta buona notte bonne nuit buenas @gifmistress

occhidimenta:

Buona notte … Bonne Nuit … Buenas Noches … Good Night … Tumblr

There could be life forms so strange we wouldnt @gifmistress

There could be life forms so strange we wouldn’t even recognize them as life.

I love the holidays sparkle and lights gif @gifmistress

I love the holidays. Sparkle and lights gif.

Oh bravo @gifmistress

Oh bravo :) 

Orientaltiger the first innovative bicycle path @gifmistress

orientaltiger:

The first innovative bicycle path in the Netherlands will be paved with light stones that will charge during the day and emit light during the evening. The path will run by the home that Vincent van Gogh lived in from 1883-5

Rhamphotheca bitter oyster fungus panellus @gifmistress

rhamphotheca:

Bitter Oyster Fungus (Panellus stipticus)

… is a species of fungus in the family Mycenaceae, and the type species of the genus Panellus. A common and widely distributed species, it is found in Asia, Australasia, Europe, and North America, where it grows in groups or dense overlapping clusters on the logs, stumps, and trunks of deciduous trees, especially beech, oak, and birch. During the development of the fruit bodies, the mushrooms start out as tiny white knobs, which, over a period of one to three months, develop into fan- or kidney-shaped caps that measure up to 3 cm (1.2 in) broad.

Panellus stipticus is one of several dozen species of fungi that are bioluminescent. Strains from eastern North America are typically bioluminescent, but those from the Pacific regions of North America and from other continents are not. The luminescence is localized to the edges of the gills and the junction of the gills with the stem and cap. Bioluminescence is also observable with mycelia grown in laboratory culture, and the growth conditions for optimal light production have been studied in detail. Several chemicals have been isolated and characterized that are believed to be responsible for light production…

(read more: Wikipedia)

photos: Chaz @ Mushroom Observer; Noah Seigel; Ylem; Dan Molter

Chlora virgo finishingschoolbooks i have no @gifmistress

chlora-virgo:

finishingschoolbooks:

I have no doubt you are familiar with the fan and sprinkle maneuver, students. After all, there have been numerous pamphlets published on the subject.

Oh, how I love these things!

Wildcat2030 do we live in the matrix tests @gifmistress

wildcat2030:

Do We Live in the Matrix?

Tests could reveal whether we are part of a giant computer simulation — but the real question is if we want to know…

In the 1999 sci-fi film classic The Matrix, the protagonist, Neo, is stunned to see people defying the laws of physics, running up walls and vanishing suddenly. These superhuman violations of the rules of the universe are possible because, unbeknownst to him, Neo’s consciousness is embedded in the Matrix, a virtual-reality simulation created by sentient machines. 

The action really begins when Neo is given a fateful choice: Take the blue pill and return to his oblivious, virtual existence, or take the red pill to learn the truth about the Matrix and find out “how deep the rabbit hole goes.” 

Physicists can now offer us the same choice, the ability to test whether we live in our own virtual Matrix, by studying radiation from space. As fanciful as it sounds, some philosophers have long argued that we’re actually more likely to be artificial intelligences trapped in a fake universe than we are organic minds in the “real” one. 

But if that were true, the very laws of physics that allow us to devise such reality-checking technology may have little to do with the fundamental rules that govern the meta-universe inhabited by our simulators. To us, these programmers would be gods, able to twist reality on a whim. 

So should we say yes to the offer to take the red pill and learn the truth — or are the implications too disturbing?

Tildren mia yala @gifmistress

tildren:

M.I.A. || Y.A.L.A. 

Those eyes @gifmistress

Those eyes….

Haroldlloyds happy birthday gene eliza tierney @gifmistress

haroldlloyds:

Happy Birthday Gene Eliza Tierney
19 November 1920 - 6 November 1991

“Gene was the most underrated actress we ever had!” - Vincent Price

Meooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww chick is in heat or @gifmistress

MEOOoOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  chick is in heat or something there. 

Witch bitchh i want to see snoooooow these @gifmistress

witch-bitchh:

I want to see snoooooow these GIF’s kill me.

Elixirforthesoul marmalade gin 1 12 oz @gifmistress

elixirforthesoul:

Marmalade

Gin - 1 1/2 oz

Lemon Juice - ½ oz

Orange Marmalade - 1 tsp

Shake everything with ice cubes and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange twist.

“By its bitter-sweet taste this cocktail is especially suited to be a luncheon aperitif.” - Harry Craddock

Salvatore Calabrese’s Breakfast Martini wasn’t the first cocktail to make use of marmalade, the Marmalade Cocktail from the Savoy Cocktail Book dates 7 to 8 decades back. The original recipe was meant for 6 people, so I did some experimenting and ended up with the recipe above: it’s slightly tart; evident bittersweet flavour; and not too strong, which makes it appropriate as a “luncheon” drink.

The “one teaspoon” of marmalade is not describing an exact measure, so don’t try to be; or indeed nor can you, the consistency of marmalade is like something between jam and jelly with bits of rinds stuch in it, so just scoop up a generous amount of with a teaspoon. Before shaking, stir all ingredients together with your barspoon until the marmalade is almost completely dissolved; and be sure to fine strain the mixture at the end, to remove the rinds.

Gypsystripper i guess she was not that @gifmistress

gypsystripper:

I guess she was not that innocent...

Hypno mkultra stop wasting your time on people @gifmistress

HYPNO MKULTRA “Stop wasting your time on people who don’t love you”. We love you for your money of course!

Hypno hyper fashion @gifmistress

HYPNO Hyper fashion. 

Lol white people @gifmistress

LOL “White people" 

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