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GONE FISHING @izzetheking

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Hmmm.. We put this on this thing.. Then take the screw hammer and nail it into my- Oh hi, Didn't see you there. I was just inventing a new type of invention, One that provides the ultimate pleasre. Please enjoy my blog, I'm shy, yet gay. dont be afraid of me. Disclaimer: im sad my spiritual sex adventures + life tips cool arts rest in piece you beautiful baby Sorry homestuck.. drake and jake regular show my Original poetry FAQ Petition ants and grapes blog When I was a child I was born in a horrible river and I sailed down the river and landed in a bad jungle The second I landed into the bad jungle I instantly turned old. I looked up and a bike fell out of the clouds and I caught it. I positioned my body on the bike, and I started riding it through the forest. I could hear the yelps of million year old spirits. Deafening my ears instantly. I became panicked and short of breath, all I could see was foliage for miles, the path was made of golden dust. I could feel my lungs inhaling the gold dust as my bicycle kicked it up. I could feel myself changing. Changing into what I am now. It was time to grow into a man and reach for the sky. I had to follow my dreams. Finally I got off the bike and started to dig deep into the path, What I saw changed my life. It was a box, But I couldnt seem to get it open. I tapped on it hard with every ounce of energy I had. I realized it was useless. I decided to give it a final tap and at that moment a note fell out. To open this box, You need to search for the meaning of your life, for this is the key to your dreams and all your efforts. I'm searching for my purpose, I've been searching for my purpose all of my life. On the earth there are so many wonderful places to dig. But if you dont know where to dig, All you will find is dirt. var sc_project=8033517; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="90f23f32"; var infolinks_pid = 1358165; var infolinks_wsid = 0; - GONE FISHING (@izzetheking)
Confirmed for definite rat purgis @izzetheking

Confirmed for definite rat purgis

There are like twenty more of these on my dash @izzetheking



Hug me brotha lol @izzetheking

hug me brotha lol

Thewhoopingblob all fucking hail bigenderism @izzetheking


all fucking hail bigenderism

because the world is a lot less uncomfortable when no single pronoun bothers you

Why are you crying in this pic?????? Your shirt looks like a bowl… from china… so be happeh O______O

Hank hill drinking jum @izzetheking

Hank hill drinking Jum

Libut haha fuck this is just great thank god @izzetheking


Haha, Fuck, this is just great. Thank god for this Weird fish.  


Whell everyone this is the news im now livibng @izzetheking

Whell everyone this is the news… Im now livibng with a woman that I met at the 7-11 where she works…. I like her alot, she is really cool… shes studying to become a “NAIL TECHNICIAN” and she likes “ANIME”, her fav anime is K-On.

problem #1: i cant remember what this womans name is so i just c all her Rammy, if anyone knows her please help with her name

Rftminges sams life changing decision fall @izzetheking


sam’s life changing decision 

fall out boy all the way though gerard way is quite cute

This looks like a kid i used to be friends with in @izzetheking

This looks like a kid i used to be friends with in 3rd grade and he was mean to me and called me a dirty mexican jumping bean and then he jumped on my feet and i cried and he called me fat. he said why are you so fat? and i said im sorry for being fat and then he said you wore those same clothes yesterdya are you poor or something and i was like NO I DIDNT! IM NOT POOR (i did and i was poor) and he was like then why do you live in a trailer and he threw rocks at me and i started screaming and everyone was looking at me crying and the teacher came out and watched for a sec

Then another time he said i was gay and he made me eat a spider

This is a photo i took of one of the blindworms i @izzetheking

this is a photo I took of one of the blindworms. I cna put them in a little bowl just for you if. Are you interested in seeing two blindworms in a little bowl? Ican even laugh at them

Mmmm. that worm has beautiful eyes

Izzetheking drake jake regular show poses with @izzetheking


drake &jake regular show poses with $1000 usd 5/4/14

Drake jake regular show poses with 1000 usd @izzetheking

drake &jake regular show poses with $1000 usd 5/4/14

I want to trap this woman in my ass hole @izzetheking

i want to trap this woman in my ass hole

Lilpthebasedpoque @izzetheking




did you duct tape your wiener omg

that seems like something hed do

it does but jesus christ izze

chippy im cornced for you

Hell yea i did L O L

Welcome to my house if your going to stay here @izzetheking

welcome to my house

if your going to stay here you better fucking behave yourself

Izzetheking thhis happened to me on sunday and @izzetheking


thhis happened to me on sunday and i was really ambarrassed

Izzetheking i cried while drawing this @izzetheking


i cried while drawing this

Izzetheking no one sows up to timmy turners @izzetheking


“no one sows up to timmy turners funeral accept sonic”

Izzetheking some wishes just cant be granted @izzetheking


Some wishes just cant be granted…

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @izzetheking



Wow hes hot @izzetheking

wow hes hot

Izzetheking it was a beaautiful winter morning @izzetheking


It was a beaautiful winter morning. Shinji openedd his eyes to greet the world o f its new day. He hopped out of bed, and opened the curtains.
“Ghood moooorning world!” He shouted animely “what the fuck.” He contined.
There had seemed to be a problem there were 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 waps outside of shinjis window!
“DAD!” Screamed shinji! “WAPS!” He contined
Purlpe robot Evengelion cames running to his sons rescue.
“Whats wrong shinji?” PRE contined. “Dad dad!” shinji said grossly
PRE looked at shinji hornily an kissed his beautiful hair and brushe it back. “Its ok shinji.” He said ressadly.
Shinji smiled at his robotic father and shook his hand!
Shinji put on his houndstooth fedora and opened the door and.. WAPS! EVERYWHERE!
Shinji Ran very far away from the waps!
He was crying so fucking much but he stumbled acrossed a starbucks. He went in and smiled a lot.
Shinji opened the door to starbucks and went in. he was met by a hot guy named Cinnamon.
Cinnamon asked what will you be ordering today? “A BAGLE+Coffee” said shinji
“One bagle + coffee coming right up. ” Cinnamon contined.
Shinji wipped out his net book to look at porn using Starbucs wifi
He tried opening Firefox. “SERIIIIIIIIOUSLY?” Complained shiCnji
Cinnamon was upoholstered as he brought over shinjis coffe
Shiji looked at cinnamon and threw his food on the ground and pushed cinnamon down and cinnamon got a boner and shinji left starbucks
“BaRK bark” shinji said at cinnamon athouratively.
Shinji got hom.
“Dad i had a awful day you wouldnt believe what happened” he contined. “I went to starb-” Shinji stopped talking and became vegan
“How can you be vegan?!” sai purple Robot Evengelion
“You won’t put your mouth on anything but another mouth or perhaps a succulent beefs meat” purple robot evengelion contined
“I only put meat on  chips” shinji replied

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If i dug here i hope to find my girlfriend @izzetheking

If I dug here I hope to find my girlfriend

Oh helll yea @izzetheking

Oh helll yea

Higuchiyuko httpswwwfacebookcomburnetmoth @izzetheking

higuchiyuko: ヒグチユウコ Yuko higuchi

this is making me cry.. why is the owner of the cat letting it kill those birds.. this is abuse.. im erally upset.. im going to throw up… someone please stop the owner from letting the cat kill the birds

I made a mememe @izzetheking

i made a mememe

I hate seafood @izzetheking

i hate seafood

Nick and crayon having a great time and crayon @izzetheking

Nick and crayon having a great time and crayon sits on his thrones of humen beings who love him

Breastboy colbaltart ive been thinking @izzetheking



i’ve been thinking about making this forever cause it sums up my life, and how i feel being a genderfluid person, thinking im mighty fine but in reality i look like a was asleep 30 yrs 

haha so true! Cept I’m more ugly :c

Hey, baby boy, your raelly fucking gorges, don say that ok?

Are you eating japanese food with your chopsicks @izzetheking

are you eating japanese food with your chopsicks

Baremidriffs7 this is so cute its pord and @izzetheking


This is so cute

Its Pord and his dad , Chernobyl, Enjoying together 2 hot creams

Yigers animedads check out the way this @izzetheking



check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

Thats not a fucking dog you idiots its a lion

Cat on the bottom mow mow this is my life how @izzetheking

cat on the bottom: mow mow! this is my life how relaxing

Middle cat: yep it is sure a breaze!

top cat:*Is dead surprise but other cat think im just relaxing!*

Full moon out today @izzetheking

Full moon out today

What is this dirty water mess @izzetheking

What is this dirty water mess

I think someone lost there little flag what do i @izzetheking

I think someone lost there little flag.. what do I do with it?

Werewolfsquad izzethekings uncle perdis @izzetheking


Izzethekings uncle perdis

Left to right cherry bald wentz cowboy and @izzetheking

(Left to right)

Cherry, Bald wentz, Cowboy, and Scam


Almost sixteen years ago this young man was found @izzetheking

Almost sixteen years ago this young man was found in the middle of the ocean in a basket, badly sun burned and dehydrated. He was two years old along with his parents Bonnie and Trent Wilsing who had been lost for three months after the the accident of the cruise ship Mo'auna Lo'ui off the coast of an unknown Indonesian island in 1998.

When several Australian fishermen had come to his rescue, it was acknowledged that his parents had been long dead and the toddler who was still learning his important fine motor skills at the time had learned to fend for himself for the three months he was lost alone at sea.

The young child had apparently learned to fish on his own, and how to make the sea water drinkable by evaporating it off of plastic a soda bottle and some linen.

His parents bodies were never recovered.

The man remains today as an extraordinary example of human instinct and survival.

When interviewed, we asked him what his happiest memory from his whole experience was, and replied “Fucking a shark.”


The devil forcing me to be gay @izzetheking

“the devil forcing me to be gay”

Izzetheking i cried while drawing this @izzetheking


i cried while drawing this

Izzetheking my moms chirstmas gift i made i @izzetheking


My moms chirstmas gift i made.. I drew jiim carry as the grinch on her faavorate purse with a sharpy andi wrote great clips on 2 paper in her favorate colors yellow and orange

Viarga b see this male 13 years ago he @izzetheking



See this male? 13 Years ago he found himeself trapped alonei n a forest. He was only 5 years old then. it was winter, Cold, and he was alone.

his parens were worried. They sent a search team. He couldnt find his house. There was bears and yes, He was attacked. But he survived.  Surviving off the nature around him, living in a large tree with a hole in it. There was a small pack of wolfs living in the tree, licking his infected blood and cleaning his Feces. They took him in as one of their own. The mother wolfen which he refered to as “Mother wolfen” Had taken him in as one of her own Wolf cubs. She called the human male child “Bark tromp”

13 days later,bloodied and infected he was found.. When they found him, he lost his sense of language. He had seemingly become feral. Only communicating with a series of Barks and clicks.

Clavid last day as a red head i decided i @izzetheking


Last day as a red head!!! I decided I wanted to look my normalest for my passport photo. I can’t wait! Nagoya, Japan: T-5months

I thought this was a pic of my dad. But nope. it was just david. *Sigh* When will i ever see my dad?

Groans someday id like to visit na @izzetheking


someday id like to visit N/A

Friends dont come with a warning lable @izzetheking

“Friends” Dont come with a warning lable. (;

Taxiderby wishes do come true mmmm @izzetheking


Wishes do come true


Trance doll happy girl in warm teddy bear @izzetheking


happy girl in warm teddy bear pajamas


Beyoncé blow thats not beyonce thats an alien @izzetheking

Beyoncé | Blow


If i had a dad this is what he would look like @izzetheking

if i had a dad this is what he would look like

and he would call me gorgeous

Heres a pic of my weird aunt trying to kill me @izzetheking

heres a pic of my weird aunt trying to kill me with a horse dick when i was 3 years old

What color is that tree tell me in the comments @izzetheking

what color is that tree tell me in the comments ;)

This house looks tired it could use a nap @izzetheking