Brutus snatched the can of Spinach from the runts hand. “For years you’ve used this stuff. Cheated with it.” Brutus said ripping the top of the can with his bare hands. “For the longest time i could never figured out how you did it. One minute I’m kicking your ass, and the next I’m flying over the ground to crash into a tree!” Brutus ground his foot down on the runts chest.”When I found out that you were using this shit, I tried it and nothing. Can after can. Then I found out that someone was making the stuff for you. Special blend.” Brutus squeezed the can and the green goop pushed out the top. “Let’s see how this works on my runt.” Brutus tilted his head back and guzzled the can down in two big gulps.
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