Willow || 20 || ♑ || INFP
Strangle my hope and make me pray /
To a God I've never seen, but who I've betrayed /
To the people who live the afterlife / In a place I'll never be 'til I'm crucified - Jedem das Seine (@kksunny)
Wiz Khalifa Violently Arrested For Legally Riding Hovercraft At LAX
Rapper Wiz Khalifa was slammed to the ground by 7 grown police men and arrested at the Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday after he refused to get off his hoverboard.
“Haven’t been slammed and cuffed in a while. That was fun,” he tweeted, along with a photo and video of the incident.
He also posted a video to Instagram in which over three officers can be seen holding him to the ground. The officers repeatedly tell Khalifa, whose legal name is Cameron Thomaz, to “stop resisting” as he responds, “I’m not resisting.”
Police say he was resisting arrest but the Video shows differently. Several news stations have tried to reach the airport for comments but have so far been ignored.
“To write good songs you have to be somewhere between a genius and a village idiot. Whether it’s jazz or punk or anything else, you have to fight against the purists who want to narrow the definition.” — Joe Strummer - The Clash
Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
Can satan come teach a class at my school
Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
He’s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.
I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.
“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”
“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”