A prequel of sorts to the Feedee Boys Series, “Water Bottles” marks Mister Six’s first appearance in an erotica story… and the first time the now-famous sadist was ever stuffed. In this Kindle reprint of the original 2008 story, Six shows off his sloshy belly for his beautiful girlfriend Rihanna, only to find it inspires her to stuff him with even more!
Here is a glimpse of the new ffambrosia, the only site (as far as we know) dedicated to FFAs/female feeders and BHM/male feedees! We have successfully migrated to a new platform and are open for beta-testing. Those of you who were with us on the original version, we hope that once you re-register, you will find a much smoother site experience. Any newcomers, welcome! http://ffambrosia.com/
Like on one hand I’m glad she’s questioning the values that make her body more “clickworthy” than others but on the other hand 300 DOLLARS A TEA POST? GIRL DON’T THROW THAT AWAY! FUND COLLEGE WITH THAT SHIT!
My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive.
All of the front lettering is felt that has been hand sewn to a dress (from ebay). Most of the nutrtional facts on my bum are done with puffy paint. The cap hat is made from cardboard, phonebook paper, hot glue, and some netting.
My purse is a large Pom Wonderful bottle, dyed with alcohol ink, lined in cellphane with a ribbon strap and button closure. Wig is from Amazon! Shoes are thrifted.
Please let me know if you have any questions, and Happy Halloween!
Still not over this lady that dressed like a Pom bottle for Halloween
I literally saw this episode for the first time this past weekend and was like :O
(The books are about 40% descriptions of historical food and people happily eating said food, btw, though there’s never any stuffing. The author has a gift for making things covered in aspic and gelatin sound delicious, tho.)
A couple days ago, I was surprised to get a check in the mail. It’s from Amazon. This is the total I made from selling my feedist erotica on Kindle during the past year.
I try not to blog too much about things like this, but I basically gave up on writing more feedist erotica this past summer. It’s a hard-to-explain niche interest for a lot of people, and I was starting to feel bad about myself for spending so much time writing something that meant so much to me and so little to others. But getting this check changed all of that.
I also got a little sales history with the check. For privacy’s sake, I’m not going to name names (you know who you are!) but I can tell you that the average person didn’t just buy one story, but all three. And those of you who bought all three stories twice: I can only assume that you loved them enough to give them to someone as gifts, which is even more wonderful.
So: thank you for continuing to buy my stories even when I completely gave up on anyone liking them! And thank you for continuing to share them with everyone else who has our wonderfully niche fetish. I can’t tell you how many more stories there will be in the Feedee Boys series, but I have at least three more drafts of queer, poly, feedist erotica laying around, and I will do my best to get them up for you peeps this winter.
dude i got this for a friend for her 21st and she got so drunk she started crying because she was “drinking galaxies”
THIS STUFF IS WEIRDLY DELICIOUS BUT IT. FUCKS. ME. UP. GIVE ME 5 BOTTLES.
flange5 can we cry while drinking galaxies together
yo my buddy gave me some of this it is pretty but it tastes nasty….like medicine or nyquill of some shit
krusca you can enjoy all the joys of the sparkles without the hell of the Viniq, for I have tasted of the purple and the red death and found them unworthy. What you want are these culinary pigments called luster dusts. I’ve used super pearl, nu silver, and super gold, but there are a bajillion colors, and you can drop a teeny bit in any liquid for the same effect in something that actually tastes good. My favorite was the gold in a red wine.
It was about 200% sparklier and glowier than this bc my camera couldn’t handle it.
The same wine with white looked like this
flange5 this!!!! is!!! incredible!!!!!! thank you for letting me know!!!!!!!!
I’m so glad that someone commented on how this shit tastes like grape Dimetapp. No one wants to be reminded of childhood illnesses while they’re trying to have a good time. It tastes weird on its own and makes anything you mix it with look gross.
I’m gonna remember luster dusts, though. Looks like magic.
Introducing the Knix Wear Evolution Bra. At the time of writing, the bra has gathered $117,519 on Kickstarter from 1,492 backers, and still has 30 days to go. Which is great considering the more money raised, the more everyone will benefit.
Encourager struggles. No such thing as “stocking up” on food and shakes when you have a gainer who constantly craves to fill his belly. ;)
I like how everything turned out, only noticing a few small fuck-ups here and there, but nothing too serious. I hope you all enjoy this version as well. :)
And also, a big thanks to all of my followers, new and old. The love and support means a lot to me and it’s greatly appreciated. Stay awesome and stay tuned for more work.
Want a cool framed print of Castiel for only $15?
Funny story… I bought a print from Euclase’s Society6 two years ago and KEPT IT IN MY CLOSET, IN ITS UNOPENED BOX, FOR THAT ENTIRE TIME.
(I honestly no longer know why I didn’t open it when I got it. Desire to be in my Own Place before doing something as radical as hanging pictures on the walls? IDK???)
Last month, I moved and rediscovered the box. HOLY SHIT HOW DID I FORGET I ORDERED A SUPERNATURAL PRINT? I BET IT’S THIS ONE!
Needless to say, it was not. BUT MY MEMORY LAPSE CAN BE YOUR GAIN!
I’m selling this print for only $15 + shipping to wherever you are (original cost was $33).It will arrive in its frame, untouched as the day as when it was mailed for the first time. Profits will go towards my Bucky Barnes cosplay.
REBLOG AND COMMENT SAYING YOU WANT IT, OR MESSAGE ME. FIRST COME FIRST SERVED!
Once again, thank you everyone for reading, enjoying, and sharing this comic. Not just sharing in the sense of re-posting this comic, (which you should totally do) but also sharing your stories with me, letting my know how my comics have touched you. It means so much to me. Love ya!
Here’s the remake of the little comic I drew up 3 years ago. I stayed up all night reworking it and it’s like 20 times better than the original…which, again, I hate looking at it…ssoooooooo yeah. Enjoy!
Oh and um….the blonde dude is completely made up, but if any of you see someone that looks fairly similar, send him my way so we can bang each other’s brains out. #sexuallyfrustratedartistproblems
For context. Here is the antique rocking chair dildo
Antique rocking chair dildo! I’m continually impressed by human ingenuity.
Sex furniture is a wonderful thing.
Here’s something fun:
Back when he was a prince, Kind Edward VII had to have a special chair made for sex because he was a big guy who preferred big women and regular furniture just wasn’t enough.
even more amazing. Although I’m struggling to figure out how it all works. It’s clear the woman goes on that top part on her back but what’s with those foot things on the bottom portion? and why the elaborate bottom shape anyway? It seems like it must have a purpose but I don’t know what?
I forgot to include this diagram!
THE HAT I’M CHOKING
STOP GIVING ME AND MY SHITTY RICH FFA ROLEPLAY CHARACTER IDEAS I’M SURE WE ALREADY EXASPERATE MY RP GROUP ENOUGH AS IT IS
This is one of those cases, however, where I’m more on board with the end result than the intent. Namely, the reasoning behind the colors makes no sense:
Vanilla: Fat Admirers and BBW/BHM.
Strawberry: Fat Roleplay, Inflation, Bloating, Stuffing, and Padding etc.
Chocolate: Weight Gain and Feederism.
We’re not all fetishists, exactly. I don’t know if by making the FAs and BBWs “vanilla” the creator meant they were less kinky than the stuffers and the gainers, or if he’s just unfamiliar with the double meaning of the word. We also don’t know if the FAs and BBWs and BHMs (which aren’t just keywords that everyone loves to hate but identifiers of an entire subculture separate from stuffers and feederists) are going to enjoy being lumped in with the rest of us pervs.
Amanda thinks the color scheme is “fugly”. I’m just glad we have another option besides the Venus of Willendorf (and I like ice cream).
What say you? Should this be our new freak flag?
I don’t necessarily identify as any of the above terms, just as “someone who generally thinks fat people are sexy,” but I would totally start identifying that way just to have an excuse to post this flag EVERYWHERE.
The person who came up with it actually opened a Zazzle store. My need to post it everywhere is fighting with the annoying products it’s stuck on. I’m not sure if I could rock a Neapolitan necklace, even in service to the Feederist Cause.
WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:
1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix) 2 cups plain yogurt ½ container of cool whip. Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.
Here’s a selection of fantastic LGBT webcomics which have at least one main character who is a person of colour. Check out our LGBTQ webcomic masterlist for more, and feel free to reblog with your own favourites!
Ambrosia: (teen, various) An angel and a human take a road trip fueled by revenge.
All Our Cuts and Bruises: (mature, m/m) Tony Green, banker and father of one, gets roped into adventure against his inclination by Roberto Luciani, esteemed cat burglar and less competent time traveller.
A Woman of Dust: (teen, f/f) A spirited Eternal finds herself the guest of a strange and secretive woman. The more she learns about her host, the more intrigued she becomes.
Sonnet: (everyone, m/m) A fairytale-inspired comic told in a series of seven illustrated sonnets, about two knights that meet by chance while slaying a dragon.
Missing Monday: (teen, f/f) A coming of age webcomic that follows Foyle Leaf and her growing relationship with Monday Rhodes, a girl from another world who appears one day through a doorway in an abandoned clocktower.
As the Crow Flies: (teen, various) A story about Charlie — a queer 13 year old girl who finds herself stranded in a dangerous place: an all-white Christian youth backpacking camp.
Valley of the Silk Sky: (teen, various) A YA science fiction comic featuring a cast of characters including queer, trans, and asexual people, and the stories of their adventures in the often-dangerous Pocalo Valley.
Ouroboros: (teen, m/m) High school junior Alex has nothing left of his father but his sword. Until a strange boy appears out of nowhere (literally) and steals it.
Shades of A: (mature, various) When openly asexual Anwar Sardar gets dragged to a kink night by his (soon to be ex) best mate, JD; he is surprised to make friends with Chris Slate, a middle aged transvestite with a penchant for Dr Who.
Princess Princess: (everyone, f/f) Amira and Sadie are two very different princesses who decide to take their happily ever after into their own hands.
Prince of Cats: (teen, m/m) Lee Andrew Holtzer is seventeen and should only be worrying about one thing: getting into college. Unfortunately, the talking cats are making that a bit difficult. Luckily, he’s got the support and confidence of his best friend, Frank.
Relativity: (everyone, f/f) Fifteen years from now, Irina Novak sets off on the first manned lightspeed flight, with unexpected consequences to herself and her marriage.
Carrots: (everyone, m/m) A short story about a travelling hero and a single dad.
Dicebox: (mature, f/f) The story of an eventful year in the lives of Griffen & Molly who started off as a couple of itinerant factory workers in a space-traveling future.
The dog days are upon us, and you know what that means: ice cream socials, bbq, and best of all, eating contests! Why not celebrate this last month of sun and surf with a writing challenge: all your faves beating the heat with an end of summer eating contest!
Summer Chubbin’ Challenge 2k15: The (Hot) Dog Days of Summer
Between August 1 and August 30, write your fave character(s) participating in a summer-themed eating competition. (Can be formal or informal - a hot dog contest at a fair? Or two friends betting who can take down a watermelon? Possibilities are endless!)
Post your fic with the tag “summerchubbin” for everyone to read (or submit it anonymously to “thickthighsmaketheworldgoround” if you’re shy!)
August 31: A masterpost linking to all fics will be posted for everyone to enjoy
Setting up my automated romance spreadsheet to keep the pups entertained while I’m gone.
No. No, you can’t just use a phrase like “automated romance spreadsheet” and not explain. I mean, it sounds like a place where robots fuck on a picnic for cryin’ out loud. You’ve gotta fill in the gaps a little more on this one, bub!
Automated Romance, or how robots fuck on a picnic
Minutes before my first-ever sexual encounter, I wrote a Dead Man’s Switch; a simple program that would send a message to my emergency contacts should I fail to deactivate it in 24-hours…you know, in case I died having sex. My previous sexual experiences had not prepared me for actual sex, so I was convinced I would probably be raped, murdered, and my violated body disposed of discretely. (Thanks, public school sexual education).
I’ve kept the program running on a couple redundant servers for the last 11-years, making small updates as I thought up new features for when I die. This program was acting on my behalf…it could do so much more than forward my digital will or release those incriminating NSA documents.
I wrote a complex series of automated actions that would run over several years. My physical life might have ended, but I would continue to surprise and delight the people important to me. (And troll the noodlesandbeef haters).
When I had finished recording the videos for all shark-related end of life scenarios, I realized my obsession with mortality might be misplaced…I could be using this automation right now!
With a couple modifications, I could schedule all sorts of romantic gestures to automatically execute in my absence. This is especially useful when I’m traveling and don’t have internet access.
- so for the first time ever I ended up on the other side of the camera and its invigorating honestly! the rush of someone capturing a moment of my existence and seeing my stretch marks is actually very exciting! to see the beauty of skin is amazing. I know larger people aren’t always seen as beautiful but to me anyone who uses their ability to love and give to people is beautiful! I have been told a lot recently that I inspire people and to think that just being confident and not allowing stereotypes to affect my happiness makes me inspiring is insane… thank you everyone for your love, thank you to everyone who supports my love of my body, and most importantly thank you to anyone who allows me to inspire them; I am truly honored ☺️
- be nice to people, make someone smile today, and love yourself 💕
Did you know you can buy those cakes at the grocery store without it being your birthday or any celebratory thing? Like you can just walk in and grab a cake and buy it and nobody’s gonna say anything. You can even walk in and get like one of those little kid batman themed cakes (or character of your choice depending on availability) and everyone there is just gonna assume that it’s totally for some small child in your life and meanwhile you get a batman cake all to yourself. Yeah, it’s not gonna be a super fantastic cake since it’s just from the grocery store, but that’s not the point. The point is cake. Cake.
In case you missed it yesterday, here’s that sexy lobster print I got, this time not draped across my lap in a car. I still can’t get over it. It’s a reproduction (i knew that the instant I picked it up because it didn’t crumble to pieces) and has water damage, but it was a dollar and is a Victorian print of a woman who clearly just had sex with a lobster, so I don’t care. I can’t seem to find any info on the image.
Artist Riikka Hyvönen from Lapland in Finland,
has spent the last year collecting photographs of roller derby girls’
bottoms and converting the athletic injuries and bruises – which she
calls ‘kisses’ – in giant pop artworks, some of which currently make up
part of an exhibition at the Finnish institute in King Cross, London.
Saint Jude Thaddeus, thank you for the happiness you gave me—for The Cheeky. Every day on my way to the bakery, I saw a guy who stared at me. I always looked away and ignored him but one day I noticed that he was following me. Another day he slapped my ass. I felt embarrassed and became very nervous. That’s how I met Sotero and we became a couple.
Marina Abramović: The Artist Is Present March 14 - May 31, 2010 at the MoMA. Portraits by Marco Anelli.
I believe so much in the power of performance I don’t want to convince people. I want them to experience it and come away convinced on their own.
do you guys want to hear something sad? i love marina abramovic, and i went to see her retrospective at moma, and i stood in the same room as her and watched people sit down with her, and it wasn’t THAT crowded, i could’ve had a turn, but i didn’t do it because they were photographing everyone and i didn’t want a picture of me, a fat person, online for people to mock.
i’ve done a complete 180 since then (like, there are NAKED pictures of me on the internet and i have not felt even a moment of self-doubt or felt ‘ugly’ or whatever in over 4 years), but i will never get the opportunity to participate in ‘the artist is present’ back, and i hate fatphobia for making me miss out on so much of life. never again !