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At moms house with this dummy ihavewaterinmyear @scrotumcoat

At moms house with this dummy #IHaveWaterInMyEar #ListeningToFireworka

Back in the bay for a wedding and the drive up @scrotumcoat

Back in the bay for a wedding and the drive up came with a fun obstacle.

I miss you buddy happyfathersday rip @scrotumcoat

I miss you buddy #happyfathersday #RIP

Big shout out to my brother in law greg for @scrotumcoat

Big shout out to my Brother in law Greg for hooking me up with an awesome cut for my entire head. Stop by for the best haircuts available in a cool environment right by the beach. Harbor Barber 17212 Pacific Coast Hwy, Huntington Beach, CA . @harborbarberhb #ILookLikeLessOfAnAnimal #barber #huntingtonbeach #straightrazor #hottowels

Fact in a pinch duct tape will protect you from @scrotumcoat

FACT : In a pinch duct tape will protect you from 99% of STD’s.

With my reptilian brother from another astral @scrotumcoat

With my Reptilian brother from another astral plane @quangou. @mangchihammer vinyls Eega Moya and Nega Mola are now available at shop.davidchoe.com . @quangou’s solo “Steebee Weebee” comes out digitally next Tuesday, February 22nd. Pre-order now on Amazon.

With my dus in hawaii dvdasa the @scrotumcoat
With my du’s in hawaii

dvdasa:

The @mangchihammer crew in Hawaii getting geared up for the show opening for our friends #Deltron3030 February 17th at @jointherepublik #pleaseBro you’ll feel really stupid if you miss this one - lots of special guests and special performances and just special shit in general - who’s coming? #moneyMark #DanTheAutomator #KidKoala @jamesjeanart @mangchihammer @heatherleather_ @quangou @ceciDc @farpoMarx @edk1111

Super chill in hawaii come to the republic @scrotumcoat

Super Chill in Hawaii
Come to The Republic tomorrow night to see @mangchihammer open for Deltron3030. I promise it’ll be super. #superman #tattoo

Hey i went to new zealand heres a photo essay @scrotumcoat

Hey, 

I went to New Zealand, Here’s a photo essay about it. 

Love, 

Scrot

dvdasa:

Six months ago I got the opportunity of a lifetime to join the DVDASA team. The first thing I was told to do was get my passport in order because there might be a trip to Macau for Steve Lee and Bill Poon. The furthest outside of the US I had been before that trip was Tijuana. It was quite an adventure and you can see it unfold every Wednesday night on DVDASA.com over the next few weeks. 
I wasn’t home from China for a week before I got a text that said to buy airline tickets for myself. First I saw the airline was Hawaiian and thought “Oh, cool, team building trip to Hawaii,” but upon further inspection I saw that it was actually a flight to Auckland, New Zealand. I texted back, “Who else is coming? What are we doing?” to which I got a reply “You are going to surprise interview @DVDASAllen2 alone.” 
DVDASAllen2, previously DVDASAllen , now Taco.Song, is one of the biggest, most creative family members that consistently contributes videos and pics on Instagram. I was stoked to meet another big fan of the show and see what makes him tick. I sent him an Instagram DM to get his address and said I was sending him a “Special Package” -  but didn’t tell him I was the package. 
I got in late after a 17 hour flight and Customs grilled me for an hour about only visiting for 4 days with someone I didn’t have a phone number for, so after the mindfuck of driving on the wrong side of the road for the first time, I crashed out at my hotel and planned to meet him in the morning. 
When I knocked on the door all I could think was that I hoped he was home, and then he opened the door. His initial shock and surprise gave way to laughter; he instantly knew who I was and couldn’t believe I was there. He welcomed me in and we started talking about DVDASA right away. He told me about different parts of the show he likes and relates to. He also told me about some of his upbringing: the feeling of being torn between two worlds of church and a neighborhood ruled by gangs and drugs; helping the homeless and speaking to youths about religion - and in the same breath talking about robbing cars and smoking weed.
We went to downtown Auckland near my hotel and checked out the Tower. We tried to eat there but they were booked for the night. The next morning we went out to a beach where he told me more about his dedication to DVDASA and the lengths he would go to protect it.
Dvdasa macau has the tallest bungy jump in the @scrotumcoat

dvdasa:

Macau has the tallest bungy jump in the world and when I was there, I said I would do it. I hadn’t bungy jumped before, but I’m not scared of heights and like the feeling of falling (like when you’re on roller coasters) so although scary I thought it would be fun. Time flies when your buddies are fucking whores so we never got around to it, but New Zealand is the birthplace of the bungy so I was told to man up and do it. 
I wanted to bungy off of the Tower in the middle of Auckland but they have a weight limit I exceed, and its not a true bungy because you fall along a line to keep you straight. The woman at the counter mentioned the Auckland Harbor Bridge Jump and I took it right away. I asked Allen to jump with me but he didn’t want any part of it. 
The lady who let us up was nice and said that the order was random but I knew something was up when me and a fat girl were called up first. I didn’t mind though, I’ve always preferred just getting stuff I was scared of out of the way so it was way better for me to go first rather than watch everyone else get scared. 
As you can tell by my face I was nervous as fuck and it led to a shitty jump. I kinda just leaned forward and fell. I got the same effect of the fall and bounce but it felt lame so right then I decided I was going to do it again. There weren’t any slots available that day so I booked it for 9am the next day to do it right.
That next morning on the way to my jump I met a Maori couple. Allen had warned me that most of them are in gangs but they seemed really cool and appreciated my beard.
Dvdasa on my 2nd jump i felt like i flew like @scrotumcoat

dvdasa:

On my 2nd jump I felt like I flew like an Eagle. A 270 pound Eagle. It felt great and I will definitely do it again when possible.

Dvdasa after my 2nd glorious jump we shot @scrotumcoat

dvdasa:

After my 2nd glorious jump we shot across town and ate a wonderful meal overlooking all of Auckland at the Sky Tower Orbit 360 restaurant. It is the tallest point in the city and spins completely around in one hour. We got a bunch of beautiful shots of the city and were able to plan going to the the museum to see some of New Zealand and Samoan history.

Dvdasa somehow we had both forgotten that @scrotumcoat

dvdasa:

Somehow we had both forgotten that museums are boring so we quickly zoomed through it taking funny pictures. We wanted to get out of there before we lost daylight so we could go to a park to smash a bunch of random fruits and vegetables with a hammer for a possible Mangchi video. This was way more fun than the museum. 
That night Allen drew a Mangchi hammer while I asked him about his artisitic process and how it was influenced by Dave. 
I didn’t want to go to New Zealand and miss their biggest export, so we made plans to get up early the next day and go to a sheep farm called SheepWorld. On the way we had to stop at a gas station to pay a toll and I had one of the best meals of my life: a butter chicken meat pie. It was $3 and the best thing I ate on the trip. SheepWorld was pretty empty but the guy who ran it gave us a full demonstration on how the dogs herd the sheep, how to shear them and how to feed the lambs. It was pretty cool other than the smell and the bugs that kept biting me and nobody else. 
It was my last day there so I had to get Allen home and catch my flight. I was rushed but I didn’t want him to feel like I was anxious to leave. He had expressed that he was having a great time running around with me during the day but when I’d drop him off at home he would get overwhelmed with loneliness. Allen is a complicated guy and he’s doing the best he can. I had a great time and Allen was a awesome host. New Zealand is full of nice people that speak a little funny and drive on the wrong side of the road but otherwise are just like us.
New cellphone case got a son of man vegan cult @scrotumcoat

New cellphone case got a “Son of Man”/ Vegan Cult Leader makeover. #DVDASA
@davidchoe @davidchoe2 @dvdasa

This shit is going down live at midnight the 25 @scrotumcoat

This shit is going down LIVE at Midnight. The 25 Hour DVDASA Extravaganza kicks off with a 4 Hour Live DVDASA with yours truly at the controls. Don’t Miss it shitheads!

By @davidchoe2 “Don’t miss the madness - birthing of the #culkinChrist November 2nd DVDASA.com 25 hours straight non stop DVDASA #ama on reddit”

Youdontknowme yacuzziboy @scrotumcoat

#YouDontKnowMe @yacuzziboy

Working on my fitness in case critterfleming ever @scrotumcoat

Working on my fitness in case @critterfleming ever needs back up.

Did you know ihop puts pancake batter in @scrotumcoat

DID YOU KNOW?!?!
IHOP puts pancake batter in their scrambled eggs to make them fluffier. #InternationalHouseOfPancakes #IHOP #RootyTootyFreshNFruity

I think i got the yee pronouncedyee shortfor @scrotumcoat

I think I got the yee’ #PronouncedYee #ShortFor #Yeast #sorethroat #gettingbetter #beingababy #wahhhh

My laundromat has been on criminal minds twice @scrotumcoat

My laundromat has been on “Criminal Minds” twice. #CrimnoMinez #CriminalMinds #mural #KillerWhale #KillerThreads #KillersFound #UnSub

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