“Sweetie….I’ve been wanting to try a much younger man on for size but….I wasn’t expecting an `extra large’ one! My biggest is half that size! I know a young man can get pretty enthusiastic….just be easy with me sweetie….you could screw me to death with that big thing!”
As the family get together wound down and people started leaving for the night, my sister-in-law asked me what I wanted for breakfast in the morning. “You!” I whispered to her. The next morning I went to the kitchen and there she was, naked. “I hope your hungry,” she said.