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Squeeze them together & make a TIT TACO (o|o) @tittaco

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Hey, whats going on yo? Welcome to my little slice of heaven here on the Tumblr. I’m a 35 year old masturbater that works at Burger King and lives with his grandma. This blog is 18+, NSFW, big natural tits, big fake tits, titty fucking & sucking, boob jobs, cum on tits, WMD's & BNT's, Animated GIF's. If you like big titties? Well, we've already got 2 things in common :) Follow me, reblog me, jack off with me. BIG TITS do make the world go round :) Thanks for cumming, cum again! - Squeeze them together & make a TIT TACO (o|o) (@tittaco)
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Mmm hhhmmm @tittaco

Mmm hhhmmm…

I spent like a hundred days looking for this clip @tittaco

I spent like a hundred days looking for this clip…

This chick looks a little cracked out but i like @tittaco

This chick looks a little cracked out, but I like it :)

Dont act like you dont jack off to big enhanced @tittaco

Don’t act like you don’t jack off to big enhanced titties getting jizzed on you candy ass mofo…

Note to self if you stay up for three days doing @tittaco

Note to self… If you stay up for three days doing drugs and masturbating, keep eating even if your not hungry and stay hydrated.

Look at the view snow covered black mountains @tittaco

Look at the view, snow covered black mountains :)

Some things are learned some things are @tittaco

Some things are learned…

Some things are forgotten…

Some things taste better with potatoes au gratin :)

I love me some high definition pornography @tittaco

I love me some high definition pornography, especially on a Big Natural Wednesday :)

Getting tit fucked slurping on wiener big @tittaco

Getting tit fucked, slurping on wiener…

Big natural tits getting shot on…

Sitting around jacking off talking about tupac @tittaco

Sitting around jacking off talking about Tupac, bumping some old jams, playing with the Nintendo Wii hacking and whacking that shit :)

Busty chick getting tit fucked…

Cradling her large breasts…

Titties moving like the ocean :)

And thats the way thats done yo @tittaco

And that’s the way that’s done yo :)

Yeah fuck yeah make sure you dedicate a shoe @tittaco

Yeah, fuck yeah!

Make sure you dedicate a shoe box to some of that Y2K era porn :)

Ive had the same fucking copy of game informer in @tittaco

I’ve had the same fucking copy of game informer in my restroom for like 2 fucking years…

I’m reading about virtua fighter and shit :)

Big ass titties getting plowed and cum in @tittaco

Big ass titties getting plowed…

and cum in between the breasts…

A close up of big ass titties milk being @tittaco

A close up of big ass titties :)

Milk being poured on a pair of large breasts :)

Im just going to jot this down before i forget @tittaco

I’m just going to jot this down before I forget…

Three different individuals at my old Burger King told me the most pussy they have ever had in their entire life combined has come from religious dating sites on the internet.

I was like huh? Imagine that? I like what I see…

Big black titties yo i done jacked off like a @tittaco

Big black titties yo :)

I done jacked off like a hundred times playboy!

Kinda disappointed in this clip i was expecting @tittaco

Kinda disappointed in this clip, I was expecting more jizz on those big beautiful tits…

Yeah epic jizz loads a plenty @tittaco

Yeah, epic jizz loads a plenty :)

Ohhh yeah ill take you to taco bell baby @tittaco

Ohhh yeah I’ll take you to Taco Bell baby, whatever you want…

Whenever you want, they even have breakfast now baby…

Yeah yeah good times if you google cum on neck @tittaco

Yeah, yeah good times…

If you Google cum on neck porn, this comes up in the top 10 :)

These big natural titties get a 5 all day son @tittaco

These big natural titties get a 5 all day son :)

I blew the dust off the xbox and fired these @tittaco

I blew the dust off the Xbox and fired these babies up. Hours of fun… more so the racing. I suppose I need to set the clock cause my system always wants the time set. Gone are the days of VCR’s blinking 12 o'clock eternally. I had taped a Nirvana concert once and my step dad recorded soft core porn all over it. I should have engaged the copy protect dealy on the cassette i guess. It’s okay… it came out years later on DVD. I think true revenge would have been to record hard core porn over the soft core stuff. I imagine you would need to leave a few minutes intact of soft core, letting the other person know this used to be yours but it was taped over. It would prolly help if you rewound it for obvious reasons. But you already know that. I stopped holding a grudge after muddy banks something was released. The odd thing is when the DVD came out I wasn’t even a Nirvana fan any more. So why was I holding a grudge for all those years? I guess cause I wanted to be in possession of a rare and sought after recording. Had I had the opportunity to watch it a few more times I think would not have been so pissed off and resentful. But now that I think about it I was embarrassed by an incident involving myself and friend. He was like… Hey did you record the Nirvana concert this weekend on MTV? And I was like… Yep I sure did. The tape being tucked away should have been an indication someone was attempting to conceal it. But long story short it played for about a minute, the tracking got all crazy and then a skin flick started playing. I don’t know what type of cable porn is deemed record worthy but to each his own. I find the idea of actors bouncing up and down on each other simulating penetration as laughable. If your going to do it, do it right. Spend a few bucks get some hard core stuff. If the purpose of porn is to get you in mood or to masturbate. Why not invest in the best. Your only as good as your tools. And if you must get from point A to point B why not take the quickest path? There is no point there is no purpose and this story and all of it’s grammatical errors are done :)

Adding icing to the 2 piece cinnamon rolls @tittaco

Adding icing to the 2 piece cinnamon rolls…

Decades years months days hours minutes @tittaco

Decades, years, months, days, hours, minutes, seconds go by and I think about you…

So i went to walmart today after work and bought a @tittaco

So I went to walmart today after work and bought a melon… made a  hole for my dick and fucked it, twice :)

Wow thats pretty fucking sexy i just jacked off @tittaco

Wow that’s pretty fucking sexy, I just jacked off pretty hard btw…

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