DeVito is love. DeVito is life
Broe no way (x)
It was graduation day today for our furry baby!
you ignorant fool
time to fucking ruin this one too
We all know this is true
NASA just found strong evidence of life on Mars
On Tuesday, NASA announced that its one-ton Curiosity rover made a surprising discovery on Mars: “burps” of organic methane gas that very well may be evidence of living microbes beneath the planet’s surface.
my dad is a true fan
No wiser words have been said
'dick too bomb'
Shamchat.com - like Omegle, except you pretend to be someone you’re not. Might be a fun way to roleplay, mess around with character types, archetypes, etc. Enjoy!
Oh my god yes
My cat quickly realized what he wanted
They crave that mineral.
The A 45 AMG shot by Mario-Roman Lambrecht.
Found at Mercedes-Benz.
mercedes-benz is a company worth almost 24 billion dollars making fucking meme jokes on tumblr.
*slow clap* Bravo, Mercedes-Benz. Bravo. This is probably the very first time I’ve seen a multibillion dollar company not only use a meme correctly, but actually do it while the meme is still relevant. Kudos to them. Now delete it.
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
People who don’t rush into sex and bother to find out before sticking it in shrug at all the assholes taking potshots at each other.
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
#death from above firegrowshigher
this post makes me cry every single damn time
this is literally mario kart
LMAO. WHY IS THIS SO F U N N Y
And a big fuck you to everyone who is happy about a dead cop.